Noooo

{I don't even know what you are talking about}

I need more apples. I want to bake a pie.

Make that four and twenty Duckmen. :D

One isn't enough?

You can never have just one! They’re like Lays potato chips, ah hell…they’re like lays period. Now what the hell do we need more than one of? Apples, bananas…

And for the record, I love myself. How can anyone not love me?

Apples and caramel.

Anus!!!!!!

Er....sure. Whatever kink floats your boat.

Candy floss!!

Duck, you should try Chocolate chip cookies with icing on top of them. They are very tasty =D

Random stupidness!

If I use one Duckman, will it fill a pie?

I love cookies with icing on top.

You CAN, hypothetically use one Duckman, but you'll want to use more than one, as we don't have much meat.

My English neighbor makes mince pies during Christmas. Is tht just some weird European thing Duck?

Yeah. Mince pies are fuckin' NASTY!

But you are greasy and rich. Pop tries to have duck at Christmas.

Mince pies remind me of my Gran. She made goooood ones.

All mince pies are shite. But I do like duck.

Fuck, I'm in a real bad mood for some reason.

[Shanks the fuck out of you all].

*Yanks shank out of her side and laughs.*

You lose! Please try again.

Go take something that makes you feel better. I can't believe I just said that.

Fuck, I'm probably gonna break out my prescription drugs for the first time in a year.

Why not just go for a bike ride?

Don't have one. Besides, it's pissing rain.

Grab a brella and a recorder and record some noise for later use.

Can't be fucked. I'm playing a show in a couple of nights, so I'll probably warm up tonight. I finished building my new guitar pedal, so it'll be fun to test it out.

W-Wha-What?

You have a life outside of here?

OMG! <thud>

I'm a musician by trade.

This I gathered.

So, you said you sent out a bunch of EP's, yours? If so, how does one go about acquiring one?

Yeah, they're mine. If you want one, mail me at my MySpazz with your address, and what one you want. The ones I'm giving away now are :

DILEMMA!!! (Harsh noise, one long track)
Electro Bugs Demo (Noise of different varieties, plus some noise gabber)
Fuck Nut (HARD drum and bass, three tracks, collaboration)

I'm putting out a tape soon, so if you want I'll keep you informed.

To be honest, I doubt you'll like any of my stuff.

Oh yeah, and they're all limited. Fuck Nut only has four copies left.