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AlKilyu 10-19-2005 10:20 PM

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1TOOMANY 10-19-2005 10:29 PM

Go to Hot Topic and buy yourself some cool clothes, eyeliner tears, and I think they even have a book on how to be Gothic.

1TOOMANY 10-19-2005 10:58 PM

You know what "gothic bitch for life";

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1TOOMANY 10-19-2005 11:09 PM

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winged_dreams 10-19-2005 11:11 PM

Something you obviously don't have.

winged_dreams 10-19-2005 11:12 PM

And just because we are gothic.net doesn't mean we like everyone asking us with goth is! So either read the proper thread for this or just shut the fuck up. And learn to use proper grammar and spelling.

punkirony 10-20-2005 09:31 PM

Yeah..you can say fuck. It's used a lot. But EPS uses it the best. Only she can make me laugh with the way she uses the word.

Oh and winged, my darling...you used the word "with" instead of correctly using the word "what." :oStill love me!!:o

CommDante 10-21-2005 12:54 PM

Hmm I like the first 4 definitions of this "urban dictionary".

Any comments on them?

Which_ones_Pink? 10-24-2005 10:50 AM

I like those definitions.
It seemed to me that, based on what everyone has said, you can't actually class someone as Goth, everyone's just being themselves and generally frowned on by society.
Am I wrong? Is there something I'm missing?


Am I Goth if I sing S club 7 in karaoke? Not that I have...

NightwishCobain 10-24-2005 11:07 AM

Goths are based on their personal experiences, some, in my experience, are trying to rebel away form strict school/families or atmospheres for me it isn't really a matter of being a "Goth" i see my self as an individual who happens to like the Gothic trend of music/fashion i am not really a Goth i am purely my own persona

NightwishCobain 10-24-2005 11:39 AM

Cute? how come? lol

NightwishCobain 10-24-2005 12:07 PM

lol thats em sweet i suppose thanks lol

NightwishCobain 10-24-2005 12:10 PM

wait a minute, i am not a total fucktard? does that mean i am a slight fucktard? what do you mean by that anyway?? i'm so confused lol

NightwishCobain 10-24-2005 12:12 PM

oh....ok then....have fun in your class!

mortalitas incomitatus 11-07-2005 03:48 AM

175 goths
hehehe, i found this on another forum thought it was a laugh.
tis a bit long winded but it you perservere there are some funny ones in there. :D


1)Punkgoth--the original flava!

2)Mopeygoth--fuck off and die (reading Baudelaire in a coffeehaus)

3)Perkygoth--would rather live with flopsey and bouncy than mopey

4)Poseygoth--the offshoot of the partime punk

5)Bittergoth--one level below mopeygoth

6)Crankygoth--primarily focused in female goths once per month

7)Perkygoth Supreme--Edvamp _used_ to be one

8)Poseurgoth/Visigoth/Miligoth--...if you have to ask...

9)Vampygoth--subscribes to alt.gothic and alt.vampyres

10)Crustygoth--those over 40, if they still have hippy tendencies

11)Mustygoth--those who have been dead a short while

12)Dustygoth--those who have been dead a very long time

13)Industragoth--likes both goth and industrial music

14)Perkydomgoth--a happy dominatrix

15)Perkysubgoth--happy that _they're_ not in control

16)Perkyswitchgoth--just happy, no matter who is in control

17)Mommygoth/Daddygoth--reserved for those with offspring

18)Polygoth--those with polygamous preferences/desires

19)Bubblegoth--those who chew gum and blow bubbles at clubs

20)Kittygoth--those who own Hello Kitty _everything_

21)Keropigoth--those who own Keropi _everything_

22)Badtzgoth--those who own Badtz Maru _everything_

23)Burritogoth--those who have experienced Tortillas

24)Androgagoth--those who have perfected that androgynous look

25)Crowgoth--those who think they are Brandon Lee

26)Monogoth--monogamous relationships only!

27)Fuzzygoth--those with facial hair or _very_ hairy backs

28)Arachnogoth--those that have a spider fetish and/or own tarantulas

29)Necrogoth--those obsessed with death, or sex with the dead

30)Ultragoth--they know who they are, and we could care less

31)UltraMegagoth--those born on Halloween or Friday the 13th

32)Lumigoth--if it glows in the dark, they own it

33)Manlygoth--reserved especially for Al Golagia and other "men"

34)Geekygoth--those who have achieved the delicate balance of geekdom and gothdom

35)Oi!goth--often combined with punkgoth (don't fight with these ones)

36)Aussiegoth/Austragoth--our friends from down under

37)Manicgoth--manic depressive

38)Nerdigoth--those that try to be geekygoth, but don't quite pull it off

39)Fingoth--reserved exclusively for Desmodus

40)Fossilgoth--those born 100+ years too early

41)Neurogoth--cyber freak

42)Newrogoth--new romantics

43)Sistergoth--devote followers of the Sisters of Mercy

44)Studygoth--those enrolled at a form of higher/continued education

45)Taxigoth--those who possess full-time jobs and help feed Uncle Sam

46)Spraygoth--one who fells the need to spray alt.gothic periodically

47)Flamegoth--one who enjoys the art of flaming

48)Inkygoth--those with 2+ tattoos

49)Blinkygoth--own those blinking red eyed bat keychains

50)Pezgoth--own _both_ the skeleton and witch Pez(tm) dispensor

51)Purrygoth--those who like cats more than people

52)Newbiegoth--just goth the courage to begin posting and/or clubbing

53)Anarchigoth--anarchists

54)Miligoth--military goth

55)Belagoth--those who aspire to Lugosi's attributes

56)Panicgoth--regular consumers of Manic Panic(tm) products

57)Fangygoth--those with professional fangs made

58)Bondagoth--enjoys bondage (giving or receiving)

59)Bigoth--bi-sexual goth

60)Lesbigoth--lesbian goth

61)Homogoth--gay goth

62)Boxgoth--own one or more lunchboxes to carry personal effects

63)Petalgoth--obsessed with drying roses, black roses, or eating roses

64)Babygoth/Childgoth--offspring of goths

65)Fairygoth--those that are godmother/mother to #64

66)Gangstagoth--boiz/grlz chillin in da hood

67)Noodlegoth--those on the ramen/maccaroni/spaghetti/pasta budget

68)Fishygoth--wear fishnet on _any_ part of their body

69)Aquagoth--their only nourishment is in the form of liquids

70)Alcigoth--alcoholic goth

71)Vegigoth--vegetarian goth

72)Orthogoth--wear braces, retainers, ect...

73)LittleMinigoth/stumpygoth--those under 5'1"

74)Shygoth--prone to staring and hiding behind/under people/things at clubs

75)Murkeygoth--goes mopey/perky/mopey/perky (repeat), similar to manicgoth

76)Spineygoth--has hedgehogs in their sig or porcupine/hedgehog fetish

77)Quantumgoth--ask Sexbat ^..^ ,he will tell you

78)Semigoth--haven't committed 100% to gothdom (part-time goth)

79)Redgoth--community over ego goth, AKA commiegoth

80)Stonergoth--ingests/grows/produces illegal substances for the mind/body

81)Litigoth--nightmare lawyers

82)Gungoth--watch out for them and their alt.gothic.guns.guns.guns!!!

83)Crimpygoth--crimped hair nightmare

84)Spikeygoth--spiked hair, spiked jacket, and/or spiked collar

85)Chiroptogoth--bat lovers or anything to do with bats

86)Netgoth--isn't everyone who reads this?

87)Jellogoth--serves oh-so-difficult custom creations to honored guests

88)Metagoth--sorry, lost the definition... (help?)

89)Betagoth--still trying to get out of test mode for final release

90)Wankergoth--thinks they are the 1st to denounce goth this/that

91)Barbigoth--collects Barbies & dresses them up like goths (Ken/Skipper too)

92)Duckiegoth--brings a rubber duckie to clubs and shows

93)Miscgoth/Calicogoth/Muttgoth--a miscellaneous smattering of all types

94)Comigoth--reads/collects comic books

95)Sandygoth--obsessed with Sandman or loves the beach

96)Winniegoth--Winnie the Pooh/A.A. Milne fans. say "Oh Bother!" a lot

97)Swampgoth--into Swamp subgenres (Nick Cave, Cramps, ect...)

98)Behemothgoth--600+ pounds goth

99)Oldschoolgoth--don't like anything after Bauhaus broke up

100)Newschoolgoth--don't like anything before Bauhaus broke up


shit its too long, need two posts.

mortalitas incomitatus 11-07-2005 03:48 AM

101)Amerigoth--into only USA goth bands, or are from the USA

102)Britgoth--into only UK goth bands, or are from the UK

103)Slothgoth--veeerrryyy veeerrryyy sllloooww goth

104)Brothgoth--like soup or can only afford a soup diet

105)Moshgoth--those into pits (willingly that is)

106)Pogogoth--jump up and down, don't mosh (usually a perkygoth as well)

107)Robogoth/Bionicgoth--those who are androids or have false limbs

108)Dixiegoth--from the south... y'all

109)Yankeegoth--from the north... yous guys

110)Weekendgoth--goth on weekends only

111)Coughgoth--goffs wif a cold *sniff*

112)Ditzygoth--dumb goths

113)Htoggoth--dyslexic goths (also palindromic goths)

114)Mothgoth--goths after the larvel stage

115)Archigoth--one who archives alt.gothic articles, ect...

116)Billygoth--one who likes rockabilly

117)Ambigoth--thinks that Brian Eno's _Discreet_Music_ is too noisy and agitated, usually a lover of 4AD/Projekt bands

118)Canagoth--from the Big Maple Leaf place

119)Cyclogoth--lover of moterbike/bicycles/unicycles

120)Whitbygoth--ask Jane Shaw, she'll tell you!

121)Topgoth--Whitby Gothic Festival badge wearer and damn proud!

122)Holygoth--devout religious goths

123)Pagangoth--followers of their own religion, or lack thereof

124)Grumpygoth--is related to Sneezy, Happy, Sleepy, ect...

125)Docgoth--devout wearer of Doc Martens (any kind)

126)Armagoth--has purchased records at Armageddon, or loves armadillos

127)Texgoth--duh! they're from Texas

128)Notagoth--one who insists on claiming that they're "not a goth!"

129)Negativegoth--wearer of white garb

130)Modgoth--goths with scooters (old European ones, not Hondas)

131)Converjagoth--has/will atten/ed a/an Convergence

132)Frothgoth--infuriated flamer who falls for every troll on alt.gothic

133)Crunchygoth--maitians a bat house, grows own wormood, brings spiders into house

134)Juvigoth--thoose under the tender age of 18, but older than 12

135)Glittergoth--puts glitter everywhere! especially body, usually also Perkygoth

136)Nephgoth--those who think Fields of the Nephilium are the definitive gothic band

137)Sologoth--goths living in un-gothic places looking for a scene to inhabit

138)Ophidigoth--ones fond of, in possesion of, with the name of a legless reptile

139)Chaosgoth--thrive of causing and/or being in chaotic/stressful/hectic environments (can also be a fractal freak)

140)Pyrogoth--fire! fire!

141)Peppygoth--has lifetime perscription of Prozac (drug induced Perkygoth)

142)Maudlingoth--wishes had a lifetime percription to Prozac

143)Theragoth--dependant/functional upon therapy or forced into therapy without warning

144)Cybergoth--technically advanced

145)Sedagoth--must be/enjoys being repressed/restrained through chemical methods

146)RenFairgoths--those determined to wear marginally historical clothes from the 16th-18th centuries, including chain mail, soft leather boots, and/or wunder-Corsets. Usually they are also a...

147)Celtogoth--obsessed with the wailing female voices, harps and all thing Irish, including Harp ale. Especially into matriarchal Celtic mysticism a la Robert Graves, as well as Irish poets. Often in the same circles with...

148)Gypsygoth--tons of dangly jewelry, often some of it crossing the cheek or forehead under a tassled wrapped scarf. Conduct seances to old Dead Can Dance albums.

149)MerchantIvorygoth--of the dandy variety, inspired 19th-century achingly romantic drmas by the film company Merchant Ivory (often staring Julian Sands and what's-her-name from Room With a View)

150)ClubKidgoth--wear the same shiney, glittery platforms to raves and goth clubs

151)Promgoth--dyed thier prom dress/suit black

152)NewWavegoth--fierce, pre-categorized goth/new-wave/punky look a la Anne Magnuen in The Hunger

153)Instagoth--one day they aren't, the next they are(similar to posergoth)

154)MyLittlePonygoth--thoose with multi-color hair extensions

155)CromeDomegoth/Baldigoth/Curlygoth--those without hair, intensionally or otherwise

156)GrungiGoth--Black plaid and Kurt Cobain, need it be defined more?

157)RavenGoth--Common affliction among NetGoths who have 'Raven' in their handle

158)QuartzGoth--into crystal/mineral energy, often found wearing small quartz necklaces

159)LARPGoth--Mistaken for a Goth as they Live Action Role Play, often have BelaGoth syndrome

160)Germanogoth--Jackboot wearer, & knows how to use them; can be depressed in 2 languages

161)Ratgoth--Possesses 3+ of the species Rattus Norvegicus/Rattus Rattus, often used as fashion aides

162)Disneygoth--collector of disneyware, wears black gloves & Mickey Mouse ears to clubs

163)Godzillagoth--lover of large paper mache monsters (et al)in cheesey horror movies

164)Bridalgoth--those who take thrift store wedding dresses, "make them goth" & wear them to clubs

165)Chigoth--those living in the general Chicagoland area (includes IN and WI areas)

166)Labelgoth--wear only the newest in goth fashion from label such as Begotten, Lip Service, Cyxtees, Eternal, Fun House, ect...

167)Depechegoth--own every single DepecheMODE album and single, for more info ask DJ Phoenix.

168)Casualgoth--always wearing all black, but never look completely ready to go out.

169)Curegoth--do NOT believe Robert Smith when he says that the cure isn't Goth.

170)Colorgoth--wear color, such as burgundy, purple, red and/or blue, more often than the typical all black attire

171)Morrisseygoth--"I wear black on the outside, 'cause black is how I feel on then inside." often also Vegigoths, Mopeygoth and Bigoth or Homogoth

172)Valleygoth--"like, oh my goth"

173)Siouxsiegoth--jeeper creepers, where'd you get those peepers

174)Covergoth--One who feels they cannot go out in public unless their face is completely covered in
Black and/or White grease paint.. (sometimes resembling a scary circus clown, also connected to "Instagoths")

175)Transgoth--Goths who crossdress into anothers gender.


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