I do not123

u think ur real funny dont you?

I do indeed.

And you need to work harder.

work harder at what?

pothead, shut the fuck up and go get high

Oh, shit... you're from Kentucky. What kind of vodka do you drink?

well I guess since I'm already condemned by the flying xhetti monster then there is no reason for me to believe in him then,, oh well I thought you could like vote him in as a God, oh well woe is me

There is always redemption if you build a house of worship in His name.

do I have to build it by hand ? what kind of house can it be a bird house that I can put spaghetti in to feed the birds sometime ?can it be a dog house ? what about a doll house ? how big is the flying spaghetti monster?? you know in christianity Gods temple is the believer so that means any person who believes is a house for God, so will you make your body a temple for the flying spaghetti monster ?

I use to drink many different types of vodka but I don't drink much anymore, what kind do you drink I'll have whatever you are having

No, pothead, I need to know what kind of vodka YOU drink, since you're from Kentucky. Also, how big are your teeth?

first of all I'm not from kentucky I am from MI and I just live here for right now, second I drink 1.0.1 vodka, and clear heart vodka, and some other brands too when I want something different, and my teeth are average size I guess maybe a little smaller why??

A little smaller? Oh, shit. That's a sign.

a sign of what ?lol

It's a secret. You know the one... You're from Kentucky! You already know the fucking secret!!!

The birdhouse sounds like a good idea, that way we can convert another species as well.
If you are ready to be initiated, the Flying Spaghetti Monster will welcome you to His church after you build this Birdhouse of Worship in His name.

pothead, do you smoke?

yes I do smoke

I'm not from kentucky I'm from MI

well I dono if I want to be welcome in his church but I will build a bird house of worship for him and for the birds to come and eat spaghetti in his name, in fact I already got a bird house built because I build bird houses, and the one I built last year has a nest in it but the babies already grew up, and flew away. so can I build a bird feeder/ house for the flying spaghetti monster, a house that is also a bird feeder ? I already got one built so I can dedicate it to fsm right?

But you currently live in Kentucky. That alone makes you privy to that secret.

well apparently I don't get the secret so tell me?

Yes, if you put a pasta strainer on your head and bless it in His name.