who you calling a bitch?

You, bitch! Thou art an unbelieving hoe-bag who worships not the Pasta!

I'm sorry but the flying spaghetti monster is about as real to me as the pasta bunny or pasta claws, or the pasta fairy

I'm sorry but I can't lower myself to that level, I can build a bird house for him, but I'm not going with the pasta stainer idea

Says you, bitch.

remember Jesus was buried in a tomb

No, they tossed his ass in a cave, and with the lag back in those days, it took him three days to respawn.

Then there shall be no salvation for you.

Jesus was buried in a tomb.
They wouldn't lay him in a room.
Nor in the earth where he could bloom.
Wished he'd never left the womb.

Poetry for bitches! WORD.

you are an antichrist

First, props to Ben for the wonderful poem.

Second, why single HIM out as an antichrist when the whole forum feels the same way he does?

Third, have you ever been touched by FSM's noodly appendage? You're missing out.

because of what he said

You agreed to build a house of worship in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so technically, you are in defiance of the Christian God, and therefore you are antichrist as well.

While I do my part in worshiping the FSM properly, I have this to share, TR...

http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/w...ff/odinice.jpg

I agreed to build a bird house for birds to worship fsm, and I didn't even dedicate it to him yet, and most likely won't

According to the Christian school of thought, you are judged on your thoughts, words and intentions, not your actions.

Almost sounds like politics to me.

Hey, pothead?! How's that birdhouse coming along?

actually you are judged based on what you know, and also judge not and you will not be judged

I built it

Then you have declared your faith to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You have defiled God by worshipping a different god, and thus you will burn in Hell!

I didn't build it for me to worship, but for the birds to worship

You have offended the birds by not dedicating the birdhouse to the FSM! Now you must atone for your grevious sin... there's an example in the picture below.

http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/w.../Dead-Bird.jpg

Wouldn't that be technically spreading a false religion? Seems to me like Jesus wouldn't be too happy about that. I'm pretty sure that the birds have their own gods to worship. Or they might be interested in converting to a new religion. I don't know. I've never asked.

Pothead! You have spread the religion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, committed the crime of even considering to create a house of worship for a different deity and thereby cast off your God and your Jesus! You are now an outcast in the eyes of your religion, and so, your only choice is to convert to Pastafarianism!