Your thug face reminds me of cuddly puppies.

You're as thug as Bebe's Kids.

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Look at that mug. I am such a thug.

You've got cute little curls on top! I bet they're soft as a kitten. :)

Or stiff with sweat and sand. Who knows?!

I'm going to go with "soft as a kitten".

Saya, how soft is Versus' hair?

you guys are very close, its like petting a kitty's belly.

His hair is not soft, like ovaries. It is hard and firm, similiar to a gorgon's boner.

So! You space robot clone hussy! Been stroking my man's locks, have you?

See? My hair really isn't soft. She said so.

I've been doing more then that with him. His abs are like chiseled steel against my synthetic tongue. Something your soft ovarian body couldn't appreciate.

I want to see MechaSaya's appearance in the porn thread. Can you imagine Saya paired with MechaSaya? That gets me hard.

Mmmm, slutty Mecha Canadians....

One day, this will happen.

Is that a promise?

That is a promise. I just can't promise when it will be. When I have the time and energy to give it what it deserves it'll be back, better than ever with all new filth and depravity.

Fantastic.

Getting prepared for hurricane Maria. Its nearly a year since Hurricane Igor, so everyone is kinda freaking out.

Funny conversations with friends:

Friend: High tea......AND MURDER!

Me: Murder most foul! Fowl?

Friend: Only if you're serving pate, dear.

Me: Mutherducker!

Special relationships for special people ... on the special bus.

Nyah nyah!

'Vampyres' are so fucking stupid....
 

Last night I was talking on the phone with a good friend who lives in California. He has to smoke away from his building because his neighbors are fucking stupid. So, we're talking, he's in the park by a lake and I hear this voice aproaching proclaiming "I'm a vampyre!" We both sigh and before he can move away fast enough Miss Vampyre The Dumbening is offering to bite my friend and prove she's really a vampyre. He offers to stake her instead. Suddenly, I hear this idiot's voice in my ear("Hi! I'm totally a vampyre!") and I lose it. I'm generally a nice person. I actually do like people. I just don't put up with stupid people who have no idea what boundaries are. You don't walk up to random people offering to bite them and you damn sure don't steal shit from MY friends. So I go ballistic on her, "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BITCH? GET THE HELL OFF OF MY PHONE YOU BRAINLESS CUNT!!!WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU IDIOT LITTLE TWAT???" Next thing I hear is Vampy gasping saying 'oh my god' in a little voice and my friend in the background saying "Yeah, I warned you not to do that..." After she leaves we laugh and carry on our conversation about how stupid vampyres are.

Vampyres are obviously also easily intimidated by pissed off mortals who think they suck. Seriously? The fuck! What is wrong with people? What kind of moron runs around a park at night offering to bite men they don't even know and stealing their bluetooth? People need to learn when to back the fuck up and that they aren't soooooo special that everyone wants to talk to their stupid asses.

Any of you have bill collectors you want to give me the number to? Guarantee they'll never call you back. :p

One more reason why zombies are so much cooler than vampyres. Besides not sparkling, they would also never steal your bluetooth.

Ha! I'm not falling for that one! They roll up on you with the 'I won't steal your bluetooth' line, then go straight for the brain!

*I'm onto you*

:eek:

Curses...! Foiled again!

Er, I mean, uh.... "braaaaaaaaains..."