Do YOU like pasta?

so do you really want to eat pasta forever?

well thats great that means I'm not alone here, so do you believe you have eternal life already?

Repent! The Flying Spaghettipocalypse is coming!

what is that? and is it on december 21 2012 ?

yeah but the question is do you like pasta?

No, December 21st is too mainstream. This will catch you off guard!
Repent before it is too late!

well then what day is it, can you predict the day ?

sometime in the non foreseeable future.

I'm coming up in here with Occam's Razor and Hitchen's Razor.

That's right. I dual wield. Someone's gonna get cut.

For those who are not familiar with Hitchen's Razor:

"what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence."

Pothead: I will not predict the exact date, for if I did, people would go over the edge, sell their posessions and create a million Facebook groups for the end of the world. The Mayans did enough damage when they ran out of space on their calender.

and here I thought you were a pasta prophet

so it could happen tomorrow ?

Well, I AM a pasta prophet. But I will not predict the date, for in truth, that would just make everyone go crazy.
And yes, it could happen tomorrow, it could happen today, it could happen in a year, ten, twenty.
But it WILL happen, and when it does, your soul must be so unburdened by sin against Him that it can pass through the great pastastrainer in the beyond like water passes through the pasta strainers of this world.

well what prophecies do you have for me? so it could happen doesn't mean it will happen right? what are the requirements for us to do so that it won't happen?

You must swear off Abraham's false God and worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Also, you must purify your soul so that it is like clean pasta.

Also, you must buy ^^^that guy's viagra.

HAHAHA.... oh nice one AshleyO

AshleyO: Nice xD Although I would have liked something with pasta strainers instead of crosses.

do I have to buy the viagra ? and you still never answered me, what prophecies do you have for me ?

You do, yes.
My prophecies are those of the end of the world.
And your untimely demise at the hands - or tusks if you will - of a woolen mammoth I am afraid.

so how is it untimely ? because I didn't die of old age? well as soon as they resurrect one of those I will begin to get scared, but until then.. haha that's the best one you got, please give me some about how the world is going to end?

I cannot tell you, it is up to Him to decide who knows, not me.

so your telling me your not a true prophet ? right? or do you have a prophecy about tomorrow ?