This thread is nowhere close to being as funny as I thought it would. Shame, because the potential was there.

Philip J. Fry?

It's a good life.

Opteron man, you should grow some thick skin. Half the people you meet in life won't like you. I think Abe Lincoln said that. Anyway, some people here don't like me too, some people think I'm a perv, some think I'm stupid, and I have to admit it is only by the virtue of sheer age and its subsequent long experience that I am able to (barely) keep up with a tenth of the conversations here.

BUT...I hang in there, remember that this place is FOR ENTERTAINMENT and is not life determining. When it becomes too serious then there is a problem.
So I don't leave, I have fun.

BUT...I also know when I can LEARN something from others, when to discard obsolete or inaccurate information and absorb new information (it keeps one young at heart). I also know when to say "I'm sorry. My mistake."


BUT... hanging on to the worst kind of public tripe as if it were scientific truth held in high regard by Nobel laureates is stubbornness worthy of its reward, in your case mockery.

(And yes, in the "Gnet Power Meeting" video, Gothicus could barely get a word out in between guffaws once your name was mentioned. Your gullibility makes you a target. Lose it. Develop some healthy cynicism.)

I don't hate you, I don't hate anyone.
I do, however, find you to be annoying.
I find anyone who uses a mental disability as a crutch for everything to be. My sister has ADHD, Severe Dyslexia, an IQ of 69, and slight autism. She doesn't blame things on that, nor does she let things get in her way. She had to start kindergarten two years late, but now she's in a normal fifth grade class. She even keeps up straight A's with a little help from myself on her homework. She may be annoying at times, but she the prime example of someone who has problems, knows about them, but gets over them.
Why don't you try being like my twelve year old sister. It would make people like you more, and I wouldn't have this insane urge to hit you.

What's wrong with being a perv?

I don't know... My perviness is reflexive, and I often catch myself saying things sexually themed when I don't mean to and unintentionally flirting with guys.

I think you do it on purpose Megeara.
You act perverted just to bother me all the time.

Sorry to disappoint.

When I saw that video a few minutes ago, I laughed too!
I will try to take myself less seriously. Yeah, Opteron_Man is kind of crappy for a name, but I couldn't think of anything! Hehe!

Ah yes! I saw that video minutes ago! Thanks.
I laughed when I heard you say that! Yeah, maybe I do take myself too seriously, I'll try not to! Hehe, my typeing skills are pretty crappy.

Now I think I understand. I take myself too seriously, I don't take
critisism well, and I am a bit selfcentered.
I will take steps to not be such an asshole and learn to laugh at myself and my quirks sometimes. I apologise to everybody whom I insulted today. I hope I can be forgivin. Sorry I created this whiny thread.

Does this mean you're staying here?

Yes, I'm staying. I cooled off and thought about what I said and how much of a fucktard I have been. The things I have said were out of line and over the top.
I will work to adjust my attitude. Maybe it is me. Maybe the reason why I have less then three friends is because of my attitude and not other peoples’ fault.

mmmmm... brain sauce.

Goddammit.

You always pull this bullshit. You get all pissy and start making jack-tarded posts and then back down - thinking about what you said only AFTER you type it. Not BEFORE when it could do you some good.

Then again, even when you say you have thought about things for a while, you are still a sack of attention whoring, pity mongering, whiny, self- loathing sack of wilted dog shit too sad to be set aflame and left on a porch.

You say you don't take criticism well but lash out. Well, guess what, Twat? Can't have it both ways. You aren't even viable enough to have it one way.

Hell, I even tried being nice, but you are not worth the effort because THIS IS HOW YOU ARE.

No, I seriously don't. I was perverted before I knew you, and there have been days where I've said to myself that I wasn't going to act like that, and I ended up doing it anyways. I think I wouldn't be as bad if most of my friends weren't exactly the same as me.

Haha, I motherfucking love you.

um....

it's cool that your whinning here and all

I don't know you

But, if people insult you here. Than why stay? Also, this is the internet. I highly doubt you'll meet the majority of the people online.

So just chill and relax

Opteron_Man, would you like some ice? Because it seems MollyMac, GothicusMaximus, and JCC just bitchslapped you to pieces.

That's nice, thanks allot MollyMac. You know, it takes a big person to forgive. But it takes a coward to give up on another person. There are plenty of cowards out there. It takes much more effort to forgive then to say "well fuck you, your a hopeless pile of shit".

It doesn't take effort. It takes patience and motivation. Apparently, you aren't worth it.

Sure, that one from MollyMac was particulally nasty.

Apparently not. Maybe SHE isn't worth it?

Dude, MollyMac is the shit.