Top hat... black lipstick...

Spare me.

I would r@pe JCC whilst listening to Unleashed - Pleasure Slave.

JEPP!!!!!!!!

I'd just headbutt you and walk away and you'd be left there rubbing your forehead, semi-erect but nobody would notice.

I sincerly doubt THAT.

I don't......

You're a ****** skater, so no one cares.

That's hardly an argument.

What a horrible thread. **** is not funny. Necrophagist you should report the people who have threatened you. I am not suprized to see some old faces in here. *is furious*

If any of you had been ***** you would not think that this is ok. Do'nt get me wrong I hope it never happens to you, but if it did you would understand why this thread is not funny.

I apologize. The thread was not meant to offend but be more along the lines of black comedy (I think).

It's all right, everybody makes mistakes. :) However at least you did not use it to write about the horrible things you would do, like the others did. That's what upset me most.

I said I'd slap Necrophagist's teeth out with my cock; that's hilarious.

weepingblood has gone and gotten me all aroused by bringing reality into this. Someone hold that fucker down.


My choice... weepingblood.

Maybe it was sort of funny but it is about such a terrible thing that it is not.

Anyway your penis would have to be really hard like stone, and I doubt it.

You are evil. Anyone who tries to hold me down will get their head karate chopped off.

You only want to **** me because you know I would never have sex with you of my own free will.

No, it's just really strong, I lift weights with it.

Hahaha, I guess you are funny. And at least you are not an asshole to me like lots of people here. I do like you but I ca'nt condone wanting to **** someone.

Now I understand why JCC knocked that fucker's teeth out with his cock.

That does'nt make sense, what does that have to do with what I said? You are an idiot.

I would bite JCC's penis off, before his stroke fell!

JCC is a potato guys, because he's Irish.

It would make you shut the fuck up.

Like mr potato head?

No it would'nt, I could still scream. You're really dumb are'nt you?

Not with a penis in your throat you wouldn't. And yes I am incredibly stupid. I dropped out of elementary school and am an illiterate buffoon.