I haven't seen the movie, but I read the first book; that was all I could handle, to be honest.

As for Slap Your Love, I tend to agree with him when it comes to your typing, unfortunately. And trust me, not everyone's going to be as nice as he was about it. :/

he?nice???????am i dreaming?????seem that i've already kn0wn m0st 0f the members k0z 0f my writing but i cant d0 anything....i'm addict t0 this....truely im d0ing my best!
ya me 2 im talking ab0ut the b0ok^^

Princess: My apologies, but I just can't keep this up; your typing and your nonsense is literally giving me a headache. -_-;;

You typed like a normal person for your break-up post, so I'm going to assume that you -aren't- addicted, and are doing it for other reasons.

n0 truely i swear 0n my g0th that i'm addict to write like this as for the break up part i'm trying my best t0 write n0rmally....
grrrr this is the 0nly f0rum wh0 is kinda like this!!!!!

Princess: Actually, no it's not; most forums with more literate folks prefer to do without the chatspeak. In fact, I think it's even in the rules somewhere that chatspeak isn't allowed on Gnet.

i d0nt kn0w but pe0ple here are wierd!!!i d0nt kn0w what u guys are really like but u'r different!!!!i've never had a welc0me like that....0h d0esnt matter!

I hope no-one is taking seriously someone who TyPeS LiiKe DiS???????????????????????????????????/

what pr0blem d0 u have if i type like this?n0 seri0usly i dont find anything wrong in that....i cant figure it 0ut!!!!

*Reads the Weather section of the morning paper* "Slightly foggy with a seventy-percent chance of troll."

It speaks the truth.

Okay, let me get this straight.
It started off with a vampire suspision, then to bashing Twilight fans (Which I agree with a lot. I really hate it.), and now to someone that types like she's on major drugs?
Heh, this is some funny shit. :) <3

Hey umm... Haven't people been banned for lesser things?


Anyway, Princess, you're getting very annoying and I hate the ignore function so please, type properly or don't spam this place with crap?
leetspeak is VERY annoying.

Whycome you gotta spell it "vampyres" in that crappy Gother-Than-Thou manner, as if calling 'em "vampires" makes you part of the preteen retard mass?

More like impressionable teenagers who are too pathetic at living their lives that they've blurred the lines of reality and fiction. *rants*
The government should order everyone to burn the books! *maniacal laugh*

Really? There were vampires in there? I didn't seem to notice.

Whoah, I'm watching that right now. "You cannot ground that which is ungroundable."

I never liked Vampires ever since Twilight was discovered, somehow I knew this would happen, just like the Harry Potter fans who thought they could do magic.

Let's hope they don't ruin Zombies for me...

I believe these people are after the polished versions of monsters so they can displace their insecurities in the fantasy, associate themselves with the romanticized creatures and, eventually, soak in their make-believe. So, unless some genius starts making good-looking zombies, I think you're safe.

My opinion of vampires hasn't changed, but that is because whatever the fuck the creatures in Twilight are, they aren't vampires. Vampires don't sparkle in the sunlight, and have no issue with sex. Real vampires see humans as playthings or food. Think Lestat. Think Zillah. There are occasional exceptions (Louis, Christian, etc.) but other vampires tend to think of them as emo pussies who are barely better than humans. I like vampire horror. Vampires as monsters. Not cliche "vampire" romances where the big bad vampire has to come along and save the poor defenseless girl or woman, and omg they're in love.

I'd imagine real vampires would no longer be capable of love. They'd be jaded by years of failed relationships, sexual boredom, and outliving their human lovers. They might retain the ability to pity humans, but they wouldn't be likely to love. Even if they were capable, I doubt they'd want to love, because getting attached would only lead to heartbreak.

That's my rant for now. Vampires still take a back seat to my werewolf obsession though. Fortunately, it seems werewolves still haven't caught on as much as vampires have, in spite of the fact that they're apparently in the Twilight novels as well.

Funny yet very
very
very
scary....

Hmm interesting I blame that retched (sp?) book Twilight and It's rapid fans.

Yes please don't let the troll authors ruin zombies!

I spelt it with a Y because I wasn't referring to the kind of vampires who bop around with scarecrow fang caps and write fanfic in which they have raunchy sex with Edward Cullen. I was talking about the kind of people who are a part of that subculture, or fetish, or oddity (whatever you mayinterpret it as) which is vampyrism.
Anyway, it's just how it's spelt. Traditionally. Well, vampyr I believe is the proper spelling but let's not get all historic.

Once upon a time, I wandered onto your profile. And I was left wondering....that couldn't be her? Too fitting.

Anyway, a few posts back you said "I swEar on mY GoTh".

And, my friend, the point everyone here is trying to make, has been made.

How would they ruin zombies for you? The rabid fans will think they are zombies/want to be zombies and you all know how to deal with zombies...

"'Vampyre' or 'Vampyric' = douchebag or douchebagic."

You know, I never really understood people's love of vampires, pre-Twilight or not. Like, what's so great about them?