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Shame Mary Whitehouse is no longer alive. She would have a good hard stare at the hard-ons and then bore us all about how shocked she was.

Ever seen her sucesssor? He looks like Penfold from "Dangermouse" and sounds like the archetypal nerd! Funny little chap! It must be hard viewing porno and horror movies all day and then telling people how shocked you are!

The people who buy these magazines aren't buying it for the female body. Just because YOU think the female body looks better, doesn't mean you should have control over what other people get off on.

Call me strange ("YOU'RE STRANGE!" Thank you, muchly!), but it seems to me that it must be hard staying hard whilst one is being photographed by a complete stranger!

I would imagine that the conversation between "model" and photographer would go something like this...

"A little more tumescence, if you please, darling. That's it!" SNAP. "And now dear, if you could make it dribble a little. That's it!" SNAP. "And now, give it a stroke. That's it!" SNAP. "Excuse me a second, dear, whilst I wipe the lens clean".

And how do you "model" a raging hard-on? I "model" one most nights in my sleep.

While there are many "trade secrets" as to how one keep's a penis erect for long periods of time. I do not understand why nude erect men send women running the other way. Perhaps said women should be fucked hard and well. This of course is only my opinion and means nothing whatsoever as I am only a head in a wicker basket..

My school sex education was sadly lacking!!!

Poor thing! You should see if there is some sort of night classes near you. One should be well versed it penis erection and how to keep said erection. I am but a head and I know this ...

Maybe the women in question feel intimidated by such an overt display of male sexuality.