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Fruitbat 08-11-2010 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger (Post 632725)
1) That picture has been disqualified and 2) you don't know what the criteria for winning is and 3) the rules state the criteria for winning will not be revealed prior to judging to prevent cheaters.

Are you siding with JCC?

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Originally Posted by JCC. (Post 632726)
As stated, judging criteria is secret to prevent shenanigans. No matter yr boobie size, all are welcome as all have their merits. You can't go wrong with tits, with the few exceptions.

Yeah well this fruitbat is "one of the few exceptions."

It's a shame it can't be old photo because a year ago, they were mellons! ;)

**oh I figured out how to double quote a post.**

JCC. 08-11-2010 04:22 PM

You don't know whether they will be well received or not. Send away! I might just think they are awesome. If you include a bonus image of when they were "Melons", the new image will be taken into careful consideration.

Fruitbat 08-11-2010 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JCC. (Post 632738)
You don't know whether they will be well received or not. Send away! I might just think they are awesome. If you include a bonus image of when they were "Melons", the new image will be taken into careful consideration.

I know they wont be well recieved. You'll laugh at them with your friends and I'll be heartbroken, loose my self esteem and have to go get plastic surgery to get them to look as good as Korinna's.


Still think its unfair that you are not willing to bare your chest but expect girls to show you theirs.

JCC. 08-11-2010 04:30 PM

OK, fuck it, all entries receive a picture of me in some super classy pose or other.

And it hurts me that you think I have friends.

Fruitbat 08-11-2010 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JCC. (Post 632743)
OK, fuck it, all entries receive a picture of me in some super classy pose or other.

And it hurts me that you think I have friends.

Honeythorn - let me know if the picture is worth it ;)

JCC - **waves wing in the air - I'll be your friend...awwwwww**

JCC. 08-11-2010 04:37 PM

She has seen me in all my glory. She can attest to my honesty.

Fruitbat 08-11-2010 04:42 PM

http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/x...010/melons.jpg

;)

JCC. 08-11-2010 04:45 PM

It's your call. If you don't want free stuff, Fair enough.

vindicatedxjin 08-11-2010 04:51 PM

Hahahah but those were some big melons. I'll have to think all this over... I highly doubt I'll give into it.

Fruitbat 08-11-2010 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JCC. (Post 632749)
It's your call. If you don't want free stuff, Fair enough.

My apologies for any offence. I don't share my assets with anyone, except Mr bat. Trust me you aren't missing out on much.

You are a good sport JCC.

JCC. 08-11-2010 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin (Post 632751)
Hahahah but those were some big melons. I'll have to think all this over... I highly doubt I'll give into it.

If you do, you will have severely redeemed yrself, receiving a large sized slice of awesome.

Fruitbat 08-11-2010 05:12 PM

You win. check ur myspazz. but how do you know they r mine??

Ben Lahnger 08-11-2010 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fruitbat (Post 632735)
Are you siding with JCC?

You mean JCC. don't you? And, not so much. He's not sharing the pictures with me.

And yes, I'm aware I could start my own contest.

JCC. 08-11-2010 05:25 PM

I would like to say once again that those who go the extra mile (Bare boobies) will be automatically held in higher regard. Bra-on is a lower-end category, bra-off is pro, because that takes balls. Or boobs. Whatever. To qualify as bare, there must be ZERO coverage, including hands, fruit, whatever. Any bare chested but covered up does not count as bare.

And remember, JCC and myself value your privacy. Names will not be mentioned, even on winning, unless otherwise stated by the winner of the awesome prize. To sweeten the deal, participants can contribute ideas for a prize. An instrument as a prize is not set in stone, it is just an idea, because I do that for a living now. ALL participants will receive something, three runners up will receive a Bipolar Joe cassette before it's even been released, and these will be special personalised editions. Outright winner receives both a pre-release cassette and the chosen prize. Prizes must be reasonable. I'm not Steve Jobs here, don't expect something over a hundred Euro.

Fruitbat 08-11-2010 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger (Post 632763)
You mean JCC. don't you? And, not so much. He's not sharing the pictures with me.

And yes, I'm aware I could start my own contest.

:D just stiring the pot. I guess JCC must be off 'adjudicating' the images he has. ;)

JCC. 08-11-2010 05:28 PM

Check yr MySpazz, lady.

JCC. 08-11-2010 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fruitbat (Post 632762)
You win. check ur myspazz. but how do you know they r mine??

I have my ways.

JCC. 08-11-2010 05:42 PM

Fruitbat, e-mail. Check it, and stay on for tawks.

Fruitbat 08-11-2010 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JCC. (Post 632768)
I have my ways.

I don't actually exist JCC.

Saya 08-11-2010 06:21 PM

I don't have tits, so I'm living vicariously through you, Fruitbat. If you win I'll feel like I win ^_^

JCC. 08-11-2010 06:23 PM

I'd REALLY like for you to take part, Saya.

Saya 08-11-2010 06:30 PM

Someday, when I'm secure with my tits. I don't even let boyfriends see me in a lighted room.

JCC. 08-11-2010 06:37 PM

How about I tell you how awesome they are?

PortraitOfSanity 08-11-2010 06:45 PM

Why are there no titties in here? I r dissapoint.

And why do chicks think they can judge what men will think of their tits? They fail to realize that they are not the experts in this matter.

Saya 08-11-2010 06:46 PM

The particular reason why I hate my boobs is because I have a scar that while is getting more faded and I hope to be rid of it, is still pretty noticable. Do dudes dig scars?


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