Fine. IHOP. Whatever. What's really important here is the Vind, Oph, and Kon sandwich.

Y'all have Norm's out in the boonies? It's the same as IHOP except more expensive and less good.

I wouldn't know, chick. I don't live in the boonies.

Everywhere that's not within a fifteen mile radius of my house, regardless of where it happens to be, is the boonies.

Then you failed geography. You kinda sound like Fruitbat from that statement. You sure you want to take that stance? C'mon, Pineapple, I really want to like you. Please don't disappoint me. It would make me sad.

Kontan, my statement was less a matter of geography and more a matter of personal comfort levels. I can barely find my way around cities I've lived in my whole life WITH a navigator. Trust me. From my perspective-everywhere not within a fifteen mile radius of my house is the boonies to me.

PS-I don't know Fruitbat enough say whether that's an accurate representation.

Just stop being a failfag then. You're better than that.

God. After that rousing pep talk, I feel ready to take on the world.

You should. My leadership skills are the tops, kitten.

I used to be scared to drive around and discover new places. Till I got lost in Romania.

Go get lost in Romania.

Eff no, I'd cry and start screaming meaningless gibberish at passersby and then just pull over and wait for someone to rescue me. The strain would probably give me a heart attack, or at least an aneurysm.