2 shots of jager, 3 oz of egg nog and 1/2 a teaspoon of cinnamon with crushed ice.

My username ain't so much a cocktail as a process:

Drink whiskey.
Write poem.
Congratulate self. Dance around apartment to Bo Diddley feeling invincible. Stop only when dog's excited barking leads neighbours to bang on wall.
Drink more whiskey.
Drunk-dial ex.
Drink more whiskey and put on Dr. Who. Become emotional when the Doctor & Madame du Pompadour are separated by cruel fate. Fall asleep entangled with dog.
Wake with dog's ass in face & whiskey shits.

And that's how you do the AC.

Sounds like a whole lifestyle right there AC. I think I'd rather be a tequila worm though, something about tequila brings out the titties.

Joking aside, getting an actual job instead of working slacker shit has done me the world of good when it comes to not getting wasted every day & night. I guess nearing your mid-twenties kind of inherently dictates that you stop acting like a waster and grow the fuck up, unless you want to end up being one of "those" old guys who used to come and check out the same porn week after week.

An Emerald Woulf: A shot of Jager and a dollop of non-sweetened real whipped cream, topped with a splash of Zen green tea liqueur.


As a side note, has anyone here ever tried Chartreuse? Did you enjoy it? I've been meaning to give it a try.

Hell if I know..

This is a question I don't have an answer for.

WTF? Why respond to a question just to say you don't have an answer? Think something up or GTFO its not likes its difficult. Gyyyah!

Sleep deprivation, mainly.

I don't know anything about alcohol, people just buy it for me or hand it to me and I drink it and then they film me while I call a cube of butter a dirty f.aggot.

I think the Sir Canvas Corpsey is something along the lines of whatever is in the house goes in a glass.

Start with that and run with it...unless it happens to be a pair of scissors, in which case walk slowly with the points down.

Oh here's one for you CP

1 small can of energy drink. (preferably V, because that already has Guarana in it)
6 large tablespoons of guarana powder.

Mix and drink. Ignore the gritty texture of the guarana powder. Wash it down with three more V energy drinks.
(Red Bull won't work because that just puts me to sleep)

That will fix your sleep deprivation. The last time I took this drink I was awake for 36 hours, drove 1600km, and blew off the exhaust system from my car and listened to BLINK 182 for 12hours.

I only did this to keep Ape happy...

But...but.. what about my excuse to be a mean person to random people who probably don't really deserve it? *tears flow like twin waterfalls*

The Victoria Lovecraft:

Combine in a mug:
A mug of vanilla coffee
a spoonful of sugar

Summon from the void of a cabinet:
2 shots of Kahlua

Oh babe, you know I am insanely jealous that Class Punk was getting a lashing from your wickedly talented acid tongue and it wasn't me.

Throw a shot or two of 100 proof Vodka in there and it sounds good to me. Though my past is highly caffeinated and filled with ivory rot, so I don't know if I'd actually drink all of that in reality.

Those poor heffalumps

1 shot top shelf whiskey chosen at random

1 shot bottom shelf whiskey chosen at random

Chased with Dr. Pepper 10 and a cherry.

Dr. Pepper 10. XD

Drink it over a few hour and a few hundred kilometres - you'd be set.

Road trip! **yelled at Timless Rebellion**


Versus - Dr Pepper - ewwwww... that's gross.

Road trip!!! :D I'll get the awesome, you get the energy drinks and the powder :D (mainly because I have no clue where to get those two things)

Hmmm

ad's wickedly talented acid tongue

1 1/2 Bombay Sapphire Gin
1 raspberry pucker
1 shot sour mix
1 shot of 1/2 lemon juice 1/2 lime juice combined
garnish with a lemon warhead
drink through a sour-punch candy

There ya go FB, now you can have a lashing with it whenever you like ;). Drink ye this in remembrance of me. <3

It's only for MEN.

Manly men.

Men in tights

I'm going to be googling this for hours to figure out what raspberry pucker is...

I actually love lemons. I'll eat one like an orange... yummy... maybe that's why I'm such a tart (oh get it... shit I'm not funny... sigh.. I'm off, like a bucket of prawns in the sun babe)