Too restrictive but fun nonetheless, Pyre is an imaginary land where the elves, goblins and trolls dwell.

You are mine to kill,
and I shall do it slowly,
Now where is my drill?

Good job ^^ Too bad someone deleted my post :-/ I don't see why.

Lost, at a distance,
Smoking on a cigarette,
Then you came along.

I fell deep into,
melancholy dreams of you,
never to awake.

On the wet pavement,
I saw a snail slithering,
as I did, yourself.

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All day and all night,
I dream of ways to kill you,
Is that so evil?

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Life is rapidly,
fading away into naught,
faster, I begged you.

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In the moonlit night,
voices to me they whispered,
join us or begone.

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Betrayal leaves me,
in pain and mental anguish,
I'm dying inside.

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Fuck your fake chatter,
Jump off a cliff, why dont you?
And drown in the sea.

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Is all this even Haiku or am I ignorant of some fundamental rule? Someone else want to post anything?

Those are correct uses of the haiku style, yes. The only real difference between these and true haiku is the fact that haiku was used to express one's self through allusions to nature. But, that is not mandatory. As long as the haiku form is used, it can be considered accordingly.

This takes little skill
writing something very short
to elicit feelings.