I have small boobs too. So my friend named one Teeny and Tiny.

That's a little mean hehe

Yeah it is. I"m used to getting made fun of for being "flat." I got teased a lot in school. My friends do it all the time....but it's funny...Teeny and Tiny...lol.

I used to get teased now people just keep their mouths shut

I almost named mine Thing 1 and Thing 2. But then I decided they needed more deserving names.

Well thing could be a name from The Addam's Family
You know the hand and all?

Thing 1 and Thing 2 refer to Dr. Seuss.

My question is, can Thing 1 and Thing 2 build those crazy Dr.Seuss contraptions?

If so, that is talent and oh the money one can make, baking cookies. Bah, sorry I have sweets on my mind.

Ha, now i don't feel so bad about mine. I have trouble trying to fill up a decent B cup, but its perfectly fine most of the time. I don't feel comfortable with uber low cut tops anyway. Iv never given mine any names before, but a friend of mine called hers "Penut butter, and Jelly" before, and another called hers "Gizmo and Squash".

Not my boobies but someone elses of whom I cannot remember.... I think their names were Tiny and Tim.

i hate my boobs
36DDD
pain in the ass
anyone wanna trade?

mine dont have names. maybe i should ask Dale about naming them

My boob names:
Senorita Teta
and
Connie Cones
XD

I have never named my boobs but thinking about it the left could be, "Xena." The right tit could be, "Shakura the End Bringer."

Wow you people were so much more creative with your names than me

Now mine will be called Michael Alig and James St.James

My left one is named Jordan and the right is named Michele. I got the names from my friend's name after she decided that she wanted custody of my chest. I personally like my boobs at their size of 34D

I wish mine were a little bit smaller ( I'm a D cup) and a lot higher :( Gravity is a cruel master indeed. I haven't given my tits names. I don't like them so I don't think they deserve names.

I'm also small-breasted, and I personally love it. I don't know why, but big breasts kind of disgust me a bit. I think small breasts look much more elegant than huge jugs, and in my opinion much more appetizing. Theres also a major plus, small tits are ten times more sensitive than big honkers. Small-breasted cuties should learn how to embrace their lovely small chest...I know I have. I believe a girl should accept and love herself just the way she is...small-breasted, big-breasted, inbetween-breasted...who cares, they are just tits after all.

Oh, and back to the question, no, I haven't named my titties, not yet...hihihihi.

It took me a while
I even tried those boob pills that they advertised all over the net (feel free to laugh at me). They didn't work but I learned to love my breasts the way they are. Also it's good for sports, or general exersise, much easier.

And yes small "titers" are prettier even to me.

I tried that shit too. Didnt work here either. :( Although I havent got the whole "learned to love my breasts" yet. I still hate mine and I think I always will. Sometimes I cry, yes I am a pussy blah blah, thinking about it. Looking at myself in the mirror, looking at other chicks, wishing I could do something! I know my husband would love bigger boobs no matter what he says. But anyway, sorry about that. Ahem! I'll hide that away in my secret place forever now...

pinky and perky
:D

I've still not managed to understand mens( and some womens) fascination with them. I get appalling comments from my male friends all the time, and upon asking what the fascination is, even they don't know!!!!!!

The only response I get is " well they're tits...I mean....you know....."

No! no I don't know!!!!!! that doesn't explain anything!!!!

I, for example am not remotley fascinated with peni. I think they're quite ugly for all their usefulness. I don't stand talking to men whilst staring at their crotches for pity's sake!!!

Sorry. I'll shut up now.

It's simple natural instinct. The bigger they are, the more nutrient the milk would be to the offspring (either more nutrient, or more to spare, I don't remember which)

Hmm. Then why do many men like smaller ones? Just for the aesthetic (sp?) value of perkiness and non sagginess? That's the only thing I can think of.

Ah well, I am cursed with the non perkiness and abhorrent sagginess that comes with extreme fatness! My own fault naturally. I'd love a set of smaller perkier ones myself..........

I apologise for any disturbing mental imagery that may have caused.

Oh my, that's just bull. Bigger breasts doesn't mean more milk, or more nutrients, for that matter. Small or big, the more you breastfeed, the more milk a woman produces. The diet of the lactating nursing woman may also higly contribute on just how much milk that certain woman will produce.

Women with larger breasts do store much more milk than small-breated gals, but women with smaller breasts make up for it by feeding more often, that's about it.

Hahahaha, honeythorn, your post made me chuckle. I also stare unvoluntarily at a guy's crotch while talking to him. Even if I try not to, my eyes drift to that specific area...ahahahaha, so you're not alone on that one. It's just that a pronounced bulge is extremely sexy (and arousing) in my opinion, we can't help ourselves. :P

Means I'm not the only one... although I don't really pay attention to the bulge.

I am the one chick who can always tell a guy "hey, psst... XYZ!" because I just *happen* to be looking there.

I don't care either--if a man can obviously stare at a woman's chest/ass with no remorse, then I can choose to obviously not look into their eyes either...

I should specify more my point in my above post. What I said isn't scientific data; it's the logic by which the male subconscious thinks bigger breasts are better.

I don't really see the hole Male attraction to Big Breasts, cause for me big boobs don't really do anything, they really don't for me. So to be the smaller the better.

Exactly! :)

Oh, ok, thanks for clarifying. ;)

Mine are called Bonnie [right] and Clyde [left]. After the criminals, and partly after the song - '97 Bonnie and Clyde.

I like big tits.

I have D's too. I don't really have names for them, but sometimes I say I have a white tit and a mexican tit due to the color.

Your tits are different colors?

If I fold my bra so that the cups are together, it makes a dandy hat.

The left one was called Dot for a while, but I don't know if either of my boobs have ever had official names. I should ask Cogsy and Maggot..

A part of the right one (I think) is a little darker. It's not that noticeable, b/c I didn't notice until last year.

Mine don't have names. They just sag around and lurk and so on.

Oooh, this topic is like paradise to me XD
Does man boobs count? :o
I like smaller breats way better, big breasts are in the way when hugging :i (yes, pervs, HUGging :P)

My boobs have been called a lot of things by a lot of people but they don't really have any specific name, though they have led to some of my friends affectionately calling me Tits McGee.

I call mine Sasha and Natascha.

Mine are very ample, but I don't really see a point in naming my breasts.

well, i don't have any...but i did name my girlfriends ;)


lefty and righty......no..not really...

i named them comfy

i am also a yung bisexual girl =^.^=

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE small breasts, they're so Kawia! *Glomp!*

I leik breasts to be so small you can't even see them. LIEK AAAAAAAAA cup.

mei last g/fs breasts were so smll we needed an electron microscope to find teh nipples. *blush* Physcists at Cambridge are still looking for her right areola. I is Jeaslous!!!

I named my bewbs Marvin and Gld'nag Ths'kerzogg the hero with a thousand beautiful faces who's gaze brings justice to proper female eyes. YEAH I nemed them after Anime, I'm a nerd WHO CARES?!11 I'll TOTALLY YELL AT YOU IF YOU MAEK FUN OF MEEE!

LOL.

*GLOMPS JILLIAN'S BEWBS*

I wanna glomp Jillian's bewbs too o.o

Normally, I just call them "The Twins". They don't really have names.

Somehow, I -really- don't think that's it. [And yes, I read your post after this one, explaining about the whole psyche thing.]

1. Not all guys like big boobs. Some like "just a handful", which would indicate that they just like the feel rather than anything having to do with milk.

2. This doesn't explain why some guys like big ones, and some don't. This also doesn't explain why some guys like big butts, and some small butts. [Etc., Etc.]

In the end, I don't think there's usually a deep, psychological reason for it; it may just be that they like the way they feel more. [But, of course, I could be wrong.]