It's about damn time he got it...

I was thinking you were saying that your God is my God because my God is everything to me anyways, and it was a question have you really come around to worshiping my God Jesus ?

I don't get it

For fuck's sake... really? REALLY?
Here's an FSM tarot card. Get your shit together.

http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/w...f/fsmtarot.jpg

Both of those last posts made me cry from their beauty. I would give a standing ovation, but I fear you wouldn't get to see me in utter glee.

Aww... thanks! I'm glad somebody is getting enjoyment from them... I don't know who "Daniel" is, but that's a lot of cool frosting on his cake:

http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/w...ff/fsmbday.jpg

Daniel is so lucky....
He has been blessed with the one true God's cakey deliciousness!

oh what does that stand for ? whats it mean ?

I say he is unlucky

pothead: You too have been touched by His noodly appendage, you just don't realize it yet. You will come around.

Yes... yes, it will.

what did he **** me at night or something ? and awe I knew it I should have not taken so many sleeping pills

Pothead: When people say they have been touched by Jesus, that means that Jesus molested them in their sleep then. Good to know.

no that just means that Jesus touched them, some atheist say that though

Dude... I giggle-snorted at that one!

(no wonder my ass hurts)

That's the same as I said. But you twisted that into molesting.

Indeed. TR is spot-on, as usual!

I am baffled at the lack of logic in religious extremists really o.o

That's what makes them so fun to fuck with!

Agreed! :P

OMG, TR!!! I found this book called, "The Uncensored Bible: The Bawdy and Naughty Bits of the Good Book."

I think I'm going to start quoting it in my replies!

I think that is a great idea! :D

The Song of Solomon:

"My beloved thrust his hand into the opening,
and my inmost being yearned for him."

:p

Oh, the Bible... :p