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Spaghetti 08-15-2012 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Angelic Dissonance2 (Post 699721)
I swear I read "eating out spaghetti".
And it was terribly disappointing.

Timeless Rebellion 08-15-2012 04:48 AM
I can only imagine!

Kasdeja 08-15-2012 07:20 PM
Yeah... that might be a little awkward. :p

Timeless Rebellion 08-17-2012 02:12 PM
In the name of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, I command all non-believers to repent their ways and worship Him!

Kasdeja 08-17-2012 07:29 PM
RAmen!!!


*(Noodly Appendage blessings soon)

Timeless Rebellion 08-18-2012 11:38 AM
R'aaameeen...

pothead 08-20-2012 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion (Post 699775)
Aha! You ate the pasta! Now, all you need to do is accept His glory and you will be a full-fledged member!
to bad I pooped it out by now, is it still fsm if he looks like shit ?

Timeless Rebellion 08-20-2012 11:33 PM
Is it stil Jesus when you shit out those tiny, tasteless crackers and piss out that awful wine?

pothead 08-21-2012 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion (Post 699915)
Is it stil Jesus when you shit out those tiny, tasteless crackers and piss out that awful wine?
to bad I don't have those functions , and even if I did no it isn't , those things are just symbolic, they don't turn into blood, and wine, they are really just the new testament that we are drinking, not the actual blood of Jesus, or flesh of Jesus that we eat, it is really just a cracker, it is symbolic, not the actual thing

Kasdeja 08-21-2012 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion (Post 699915)
Is it stil Jesus when you shit out those tiny, tasteless crackers and piss out that awful wine?
Touche, TR, touche.

Timeless Rebellion 08-21-2012 11:21 PM
Kasdeja: Indeed :D
Potty: So is the pasta. You argue against yourself.

pothead 08-23-2012 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion (Post 699941)
Kasdeja: Indeed :D
Potty: So is the pasta. You argue against yourself.
well the pasta I ate is sewage now, so where is your God now huh?

Timeless Rebellion 08-23-2012 10:30 AM
The Jesus you ate and drank is sewage as well.

Kasdeja 08-23-2012 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion (Post 699959)
The Jesus you ate and drank is sewage as well.
I agree with this statement. The "noodles" you ate could easily be tapeworms and STILL IN YOUR BODY.

RAmen.

pothead 08-24-2012 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion (Post 699959)
The Jesus you ate and drank is sewage as well.
no the Jesus I ate became my flesh, and blood too, it didn't digest

Kasdeja 08-24-2012 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by pothead (Post 699987)
no the Jesus I ate became my flesh, and blood too, it didn't digest
Ah... so now you admit you're a cannibal.

Timeless Rebellion 08-25-2012 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by pothead (Post 699987)
no the Jesus I ate became my flesh, and blood too, it didn't digest
But the process of turning the proteins into new cells through digestion of the pasta doesn't count?
Also, the symbolism is just the same as yours.

pothead 08-25-2012 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion (Post 700002)
But the process of turning the proteins into new cells through digestion of the pasta doesn't count?
Also, the symbolism is just the same as yours.
no it doesn't count because pasta has too much by product

Kasdeja 08-25-2012 10:37 PM
YOU WILL ANGER THE NOODLY ONE.

http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/w...s/fsmsauce.jpg

Timeless Rebellion 08-26-2012 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted by pothead (Post 700008)
no it doesn't count because pasta has too much by product
But those tiny fucking crackers and that poisonous wine is full of nutrients and no waste?

Kasdeja 08-26-2012 11:35 AM
What do you mean by "by-product?" The Noodly One angers easily.

pothead 08-26-2012 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion (Post 700014)
But those tiny fucking crackers and that poisonous wine is full of nutrients and no waste?
it HAS NO WASTE TO IT

pothead 08-26-2012 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Kasdeja (Post 700016)
What do you mean by "by-product?" The Noodly One angers easily.
fsm (may death be upon him) is nothing but by product

Kasdeja 08-26-2012 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by pothead (Post 700029)
fsm (may death be upon him) is nothing but by product
So tell us, Oh Learned One... What the Fuck is By-Product??!

Jonathan 08-27-2012 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by pothead (Post 700028)
it HAS NO WASTE TO IT
How much Jesus can you drink in one night before you get a hangover the next morning?


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