Jesus Blood makes you sick, not pasta. So Jesus is a fucking trash product all on his own.

Agreed! Still waiting to hear on what the FSM's "by-product" is...

the by product is stuff like shit, and stuff like chemicals, and bad gas, and old left over pasta from china with lead in it, and many other ingredients that are too many to list

There is NO lead in pasta... there's a LEADER in Pasta!!!

there is trace amounts of lead in everything, so how is there none in pasta ?

Because He has blessed the pasta. How is there no lead in your jesus piss and jesus crapchips?

because spirit matter don't have the normal elements in it

Hee... crapchips. :p

The crap you are served in the fake religion house called Chuch is not spirit matter.

it's not crap either

Then what IS it?

I second this question with a nod!

it is also spirit matter, and actually the new testament

Ok... lemme get this straight: You're eating a ghost and a bunch of ink-soaked paper??!

Basically. I believe that is much worse for the body than a healthy meal of pasta.

if you don't know what the new testament is you need to read hebrews, and yeah kinda eating a ghost

Erm... do you put the ghost back in the closet when you're done? Also, I don't think people come out printed. Help me out on this one, TR?

The new testament is a bunch of paper soaked in toner, pothead. So if you are eating the new testament, you are eating toner-soaked paper. End of story! :D

That's pretty good. Pacman needs to eat a power pellet before he can eat a ghost; you just dive right in directly?

Nah, he drinks alcoholic blood first.

You are full of WIN. :)

have you ever heard the term being filled with the spirit ? and the holy spirit stays in you forever, also the new testament, is talked about a few places, but here is one Matthew 26:28 (For this is my blood of the new testament, which is shed for many for the remission of sins.) and another place is is 2 Corinthians 3:6 Who also hath made us able ministers of the new testament; not of the letter, but of the spirit: for the letter killeth, but the spirit giveth life................... this tells what the new testament is and so does Hebrews 9:15-20

Thank you kindly :3

Pothead: Yeah, I have. It is also complete bullshit.

how so please explain ?