No, Raven, I'm afraid I don't speak french.

Oh... well, sounds good Miss Vice Pres.

This thread needs more Gothicus Maximus facts.

Gothicus Maximus personally draws the shroud of night over the sky each evening in a celestial chariot pulled by bats.

Chuck Norris took the shroud and made the latest fashions for David Bowie.

gothicusmaximus is actually not gothicus' real name. If he were to pronounce his real name, your brains would melt and come out of your ears.

Gothicusmaximus is the only person who has the abilty to raise the dead. Too bad he's the only one worthy of resurrection.

Chuck Norris crushed the gated of Hell releasing all who vowed to follow the Chuck Norris way and extinguished the immortal souls of those who would not honor the high purpose of existence.

Chuck Norris has milk.

Heres a fact: Bruce Campbell can OWN Chuck Norris.

Haunted House for the win!!

How much wood, would a woodchuck, chuck; if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

ALL OF IT.

Bruce Campbell > x10,000,000 Chuck Norris.

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

That's true. I heard that when before they fought, Bruce Lee had Chuck Norris wear pads... even with the pads, Bruce left bruises with his attacks.

Haha when they fought Norris wasn't wearing pads, but Lee broke Norris's neck.

GothicusMaximus is considered the Ancient One in the city of R'lyea.

You definitely mean R'Lyeh. But I forgive you because you're Kontan. Haha.
More like, CthontanKarite-Sothoth.

Oh shit, that's awesome. That name owns the whole fucking thread.

I bet Chuck Norris has a Dr. Pepper obsession..

Chuck Norris invented the Total Workout System!