It's one of my goals in life to show people that life ain't worth taking seriously. If you're not laughing then you're crying, so get to laughing mother fuckers!

That would imply that we have to force ourselves to enjoy ourselves, lest we find the world not worth our time.
I'd say: If you're not laughing then you're doing it wrong!

But some of us like wallowing in futile melancholy, and staring Death in the face...






...and Jimmy Neutron.

Fuck death, death is inevitable, and wallowing in the fact is a waste of time. Live life while you fucking can. Go out and get drunk, meet a woman / man, start a fight, win a fluffy toy at the carnival or draw a funny picture in a public toilet. We all have limited time, and caring about what others think is not a good use of it. People will always have opinions. You can not make everyone happy at the same time. Some people will always dislike you, and that's that. When you next walk somewhere, make sure you smile and acknowledge others, even just a nod. You mightn't be remembered, but for at least a split second, you will remind someone that they are alive, and hopefully they will enjoy their life that small bit more.

San Dimas High School football rules!

I disagree: wallowing in it paradoxically adds another dimension to living. Yes, I have lived life, enjoyed concerts, friends, food, many authors books, the Virgin Islands, Hawaii (three times) and almost every state in the U.S. and next year will be enjoying Europe, and I especially enjoy being a grandfather, but your view reminds me of Lucy in Peanuts: "Why can't life be up all time? Up up UP!".

I value a more objective and thus complete perspective by including death rather than closing my eyes to that aspect of life.

By the way, right now I am enjoying this civil conversation we are having, mostly because your previous post actually has something meaningful to say in a non sexual and non-self gratifying manner. :)

I predict that this however will be short lived. :D

Have you been to Wisconsin?

Mother fucker, I ain't all wise guy. I've lived long enough to know when and where, and I enjoy ignoring the when and the where.

As for the subject, sure, you can't really enjoy the happy without knowing the sad, but FUCK, manG, we experience it anyways. It's good to have a true perspective, but why gander at the bad too long? It's always gonna be there, just switch on the news. All my friends are dead or have disappeared now I'm clean, but shit, fuck it, yo, times a wastin' and my watch hasn't run out of batteries. Life's depressing enough. Smile, crocodile, 'cuz the son of a bitch Hook can hear the clock ticking in yr belly, and when he hears it, it's killing time. The tick tock only makes us realize how finite we all are, in the blink of a trees eye we're dead and buried and they won't even know.

Fuck I'm getting drunk.

Also, from a user to an abuser, try not to be so damn condescending.

Yes, twice: Menomonee Falls and Milwaukee. I visited the former in the summer when everything was green and walked along the shore of Lake Michigan collecting fossil mollusks, and visited the latter in spring, cool, almost chilly, but the locals have outdoor concerts in the parking lots, and one can legally enjoy drinking in public whilst enjoying the music.


And Duck, Jillian said the same thing to me once, but I swear I can't help it, I do not intend to come across condescending. Which sentence in my earlier post was condescending? O_o

I promise I'm not one of those pansies that desperately look for a middle ground!
But in this case, cliché as it might be, you're both right.
Humane is saying that sadness is a part of life, and it is unrealistic and unfulfilling to live a life trying to pathologically avoid it.
Meanwhile Duck is saying that we all know sadness is a part of life but there's no point in giving it a second thought and enjoying what you can actually enjoy.
Now, this is a very black and white way to put your opinions, but that's the range we're working on. Indeed life has its suffering and sadness - but definitely is not drowned in them, for all the wallowers and mopeheads that don't dare make their lives what they whine they could be - and indeed if we know sadness is a part of life why overstress it? So long as we are genuinely optimistic, which does not mean idealistic, life is good; but if we're forcing ourselves to faked happiness for the sake of escapism, we're just dodging a problem, not getting rid of it.

When was this, and why didn't you tell me you were in the area? Before you tell me you didn't even know me at the time did you even take the time to consider making a time machine so you could tell your past self about me?

But yeah drinking in public here is legal, is it illegal to drink in public over in California? We do have alot of outdoor concerts, heck we have the world's biggest music festival(summerfest). But you should visit again somtime, within the next month if you could since I'm heading off to basic July 2nd. I'll have a brat and a beer waiting for you if you do.

Not everyone hates you. I, for one, simply have no opinion of you one way or the other. And don't take that the wrong way... I have no opinions of most the people here.

It could be worse, you could be me *is covered in rotten vegetables* WHERE DO PEOPLE GET THIS STUFF!?!

Hey look someone else has joined your pity party.

Actually, you've pretty much summed up everything the internet and the world has to offer.

oHHH I love you !!! *rubs back* don't worry. I've had several ppl yell ay me and hate me! *see "my daughter had discovered loli*ta" in fashion* I just don't take it to heart and give a little smile at their foolishness!! remember it's the internet!! ppl say stuff here they normally wouldn't to your face and ppl make acounts places on purpose to yell and make fun of everyone else!! they are on the internet, they can't phisically hurt you + most are younger than you or as old aas your dad!!! @ least for me.....the latter

Let This Thread Fucking Die!!!!!!!! Stop Fucking Posting In This Fucking Thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All The Funny Shit Has Been Fucking Said Already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop Fucking Necroposting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Fucking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL! my partner's dad...had a foriegn mate who would just say "fucking!!!!!" with nothing else on the end...

and he couldn't seem to grasp that you had to be "fucking" something...so to speak.

I suddenly had a vision of I <3 Huckabees

Thankies L'Oiseau Noir!

No problem, love.

I had a slightly positive opinion of you until you posted this thread. Sorry.

Just kidding, you seem alright to me. I still don't know whether any of the stuff you write about UFOs or free energy has any basis in reality, but it's interesting reading anyhow. How's that piercing healing up?

I like you...

:3

[Stabs the fucking shit out of thread].

FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!

Well, seems like that opteron dude finally made SOMETHING perpetual atleast: this thread.