I count as a girl and i'm not attracted =P (i'm such a piss weak meanie xD)

I love back massages
I love cracking my bones, especially when the cracks are loud
I love collapsing into bed and being a sloth
I love cake... oh fuck yeah!!
I love it when people give me the fuzzy tummy feeling and make me sincerely smile
I love being wrapped up in a man's arms, being protected by him
I love going nuts and having a spazzfest with my friends
I love a soppy romance story

I love a lot more as well, for all my gripes with the world and people, I love a lot of it.

But:

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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

I wouldn't recommend it. Can you cook? That's a better way of getting the job done. Singing, no. Poetry, ick. Feed me and get me stoned, that's the surest way to my heart.

On topic - I love being cooked for. It hardly ever happens, and it's usually shit when it does.

Shrewson, you're funny.

I love chicks sitting on my face :) .

I love early morning hugs from my Beloved.

I love my Beloved.

I love finding that perfect piece of clothing on sale at the store.

I love sleeping late on Saturdays.

I love cheesy, spooky horror movies without too much gore or spook.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. My love's more richer than my tongue.

I've been trying to work out the precise meaning of that for several minutes, but all I know is it sounds dirty.

I love knowing I'm alive.

I said my love was richer than my tongue.

Didn't say it was richer than my tongue skills.

I love seeing Paris Hilton get killed off in that one horror movie.

That's the only reason I saw it!

We have so much in common!

I love the feel and sound of fresh strings on my guitars (and that nice piano type tone you get with new bass strings) !!!.

On the subject I also love Rotosound Jazz bass or the Steve Harris set !!!. :)

- a real bed
- long, hot showers
- chinese food
- my bf
- my mom
- all of my sisters and brothers
- clean socks
- sleeping with the window open while it's raining outside
- music
- my notebook
- a good ink pen
- the night

I love
-my new top hat
-the wonder of my friends, that they will be so kind and helpful to me.

I think My love is richer than my tongue means his love is far more beautiful than he can verbally express. That's my take anyway.

I see. I think it was the "more richer" part that threw me. Maybe he was trying to appeal to a youthful and urban demographic.

Rich was used more as something full of the desirable. Rich in flavor, rich in color, saturated with what we enjoy, to put it bluntly. If his love was more rich than his tongue, his emotions are far more beautiful than the words he uses. The thing that usually gets people about Shakespeare is that context doesn't help. He jumps from thought to thought quickly.

And the points in this round go to Joker.

Shakespeare was badass.

No! It means mo' richa! BLIIIING

I get it, I get it. I was being facetious, but I guess that didn't come over... damn you, internets!

I knew you were, for we are metaphysically entwined in the throes of sweet adoration.

I love it when you talk dirty.

I also love brushing my hair. The total narcissism of brushing and running my fingers through it for hours is nice. Plus I just coloured it and used a new conditioner, and I have to say it looks good and feels amazing. Use Charles Worthigton, he's worth the 6 quid.