Look, he's using a thesuarus!

What? You mean a thesaurus? That is exactly what I mean...instead of reaching out and being a decent human being you took the easy way out and tried to make yourself look cute to your piers. Good job...thanks for proving my point about how your just as big a loser as me or anyone else. Have fun trying to belittle me? You fail once again. Grats...you wanna keep trying or do you wanna keep presenting yourself as a self important creep?

edit: you make that remark because i said excrement instead of shit? do you honestly think I need a thesaurus for that? You can't POSSIBLY think I am that stupid can you? Seriously...at least I know that fava beans aren't spelled flava.

They sound cooler the way I spell them.

maybe, but you damn sure look moronic.

You wanna stop this shit now or you wanna keep going? Either way is fine with me...you might actually like me if you gave me half a fucking chance. Then again you could be a judgemental prick who thinks anyone who doesn't lick your ass isn't worth your fucking time. I don't know...up to you.

Says the one who ... oh ... I don't want to end this... this is too much fun.

Have it your way shit for brains....

That's Mr. Journal full of pervy stuff for brains to you!

just curious how old are you duane?

Duane is this many 8789568356783589693583568876.

He's said he'll be leaving.
He's buttsore, just leave him.

What? If he leaves... this loser won't have anything to entertain his empty life with... if he leaves... I leave! Not really, no.

I just don't get how you can presume to know how I am feeling or what I am thinking. Are you seriously that stupid? You can't be. It's just not possible for you to think you know how I am feeling or what I am thinking. It has nothing to do with being buttsore or else I would already be gone wouldn't I? Unless I was just seeking attention in which case I would sound more like a whining little bitch instead of pointing out how flawed your thinking was and berrating you for it. No, when I stop coming here it will be because this site has stopped providing for me what I came here for...entertainment. Do you just read parts of what I write or do you actually not understand what I am saying? I know I have pointed this out to you SEVERAL times now...are you so stupid as to believe that my first post here was all that I am? You have to be a complete idiot to believe that....seriously.

Oh no you people don't understand me.
Stop treating me badly.
Waaaah waaaaah.
I'll whine about established members making jokes at my expense.

Man up, it's the fucking Internet, no one here is affected by, or actually gives a flying shit about you or your sob stories.

Goddamn, Duane, weren't you going to leave for the month of June? Your piteous attempts to be cool are slowly making being cool uncool.

I was, then I decided it'd be too easy to cave in. So I decided I would gradually lessen the time I spend on the net bit by bit, and well... it's not working as well as I thought it would. Besides, this forum needs Duane.

I'm pretty certain that no individual, group, or entity, in this world or any other, needs, will need, or has ever needed Duane, unless there's an opposite universe in which Duane is intelligent, respectable, lean, good-looking, and not wholly bereft of any means by which to contribute to society.

Why you gotta be hateful towards me?

HAHAHAHA. Both of you are in the same sinking ship. Along with everyone else.

I mean damn, you've always had it in for me.

Shut up vato. Disappear for the month of June.

No! Duane will not leave, unless you give him 10 good reasons why he should.

I have to say, of all gnet regulars, Mir is the one who inspires the most curiosity in me. What is his life like beyond the internet? I assume he can shoot lazers from his eyes and holds membership in a cabal that secretly controls all the world's governments, just because he doesn't strike me as the kind of guy to be more condescending than his circumstances merit.

You need reasons to leave gnet? Really? No one needs a reason to leave, we all need excuses to fucking be here-- and I know you don't have that.

I got buddies here, not really good buddies, but buddies nonetheless. Oh, and because I have no life, wouldn't be wasting my time here if I had one.

Haha.
You're both idiots.