LOL! Thanks, Ice. :) And yes, it is a poor excuse. I never let them get away with that.

'Mein Teil' is about that penis-eating cannibal case from Germany a couple years back. So yes, the 'teil' is exactly what you think.

And thanks about the Avatar. I want a nicer one. This one is too blurry since I had to shrink it for use on this forum.

*scratches head*

The how come I got pregnant 1 1/2 months after I got married?

It's terrible birth control!!!!

LOL! Then maybe I should change it to having kids instead of marriage. We hardly ever have time for it, nor the energy! And there is something about a toddler waking up and running into the bedroom screaming that just puts me right off the whole thing. ;)

That's why Mommy and Daddy are going to have locks on the bedroom door.

I can see it now...

"Sweetie, don't play on that. That's Mommy's bedroom fire-pole..."

BH: Locks, on the inside or the outside *Har-Har*

Mistress L: Ohhhh. That case. Well, wired one, isn´t it. At least it shows your connection with the good old continent. And with that country in which this penis-eating thing happened.
And as far as I remember - there´s been another case (last year?) of cannibalism in Germany, where one man did look for someone he could eat. Guess what "Teil" he ate first ;-) BINGO!