You're being stupid again, Fruitbat.

Actually some kid over here did put a poo in the drink machine a few years ago.

I'd never work for McDonalds. I couldn't stand the smell.

My problem is I try to combat serious shit with stupidity, so the more serious shit in my life gets the more stupid my comments.

I'm offline for a bit.

Its okay, Fruitbat. Saya likes you.

Hey Fruitbat, no one important likes you.

You mean Kontan likes fruitbat?

Sorry, Corpsey, it doesn't work that way. You're clearly mistaken.

Kontan is very important. He needs to polish my internet trophies.

I can't have them getting dingey.

Wait.... so you're the alpha tonight?

I'd better not be beta.

Can we at least do the gentlemen apes in space ships instead of the badger this time?

Corpsey - don't freak me out. You had me worried. The whole concept is just, well it's wrong on so many levels.

I heart Saya - she gets my vote for world ruler.

Anyway I only have room for one crazy person in my heart and that's......

I second that motion Mrs. Bat, does that mean it goes to a vote? Or do we stage some sort of strange, underhanded coup?

Underhanded coups are always so much more fun.

sex????? mmmmm, that would suck `-_-

So when an asexual mastrebates, they think of themself?