Well Versus is out... he's done his knee in... and Ren seems to have dropped out of contention... so does that mean it's just you and me Vanquisher of death!?

The knee thing is no excuse not to play beerpong! You only need one hand for that, the other can still toss balls :P
And we'll have to poke Ren!
But if it's just us, then that will still be awesome :P
The Vanquisher of Death versus The Clueless!

*grabs timeless from behind putting a cloth covered with chloroform over his face* Missing? nonono I think you are mistaken, just travelling to Denmark, when he wakes up he'll be in Wisconsin muhahahaha!

Aww... timeless gets all the fun.

*wakes up*
Woohooo!! I have mastered teleportation!! :D I will add this to my superhero resumé!

You rock!!

Sigh.. I'm just going to have to do beerpong by Skype...

Oh, but you can add "Being super cool" to your sidekick resumé :D

TR - OMFG!! Does this mean I can ask for a raise? Us sidekicks never get the girl, we always miss out on the big fight scenes and we get sucky costumes!

Well, no. My economy is low, but when we get rich from sponsorship deals, you are totally in for a raise :D

... I refuse to walk around wearing an outfit that looks like a coke can. Seriously? How will I ever pull any manbabes in that?

Although it would be figure hugging.....

And show off my curves... :-D

You just have to drink a Pepsi cola in public once in a while - and you'll probably have to wear some kind of sports shoe as well.
And clothes from Ralph Lauren. And stuff like that :D
As for me, I'll have a suit company sponsor me, and that means I'll be wearing a custom black suit with black shirts and black ties. But in the weekends, I'll be sponsored by alternative clothing stores :D

Okay... well that's good.. sheesh its really hard to negotiate my superhero sidekick employment conditions....

Oh and our epic road trip will be in a black 1965 Mustang. Black windows, seats everything, but I think we are going to have to bring our own iPods along because it's going to be hard to agree on the music.

Plus i think Graus and I are going to do some thelma and Louise shit... so we may have to leave you young ones on the side lines, because I'd hate to corrupt you....

A sidekick can't abandon their super hero :o

Just put me down for holiday leave.. I'll be back, but I just need to sort out some shit first :-D

The minute the Zombie Apocalypse hits, I expect you to stand loyal at my side!

Of course! Sheesh. Look up Loyal in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of me.. no, no you won't but I couldn't think of anything else to write.

Oh and are you sure you want me that close to you? I mean you'll need space for your awesomeness.


Oh and on the topic of beerpong, could we play it with cars? Sit out a beercup of beer and then try and powerslide a car over it? Not sure on the rules...

Of course I want you that close to me, you are my sidekick :D

I am not sure about the powersliding of cars... o.o

But how will you show off your ninja zombie buttkicking awesomness if I'm standing right next to you being clueless?

You need space, you know to show off to the girls, while I boast about your abilities to the nearest cute girl (who is not a zombie)

- c'mon TR, get with the whole superhero thing -

If I have ninja skills, I can strike 30 zombies a second with a sidekick standing right next to me! :D

duh! of course you have ninja skills.

You. Are. The. Superhero.

I am merely the sidekick. And we can work on your powersliding skills so you can float over the cups full of beer.

Huh? superhero?*looks at timeless's unconscious body slumped next to me* Sorry... couldn't resist knocking him out again. *hooks him up to a pulley and leaves him suspended in the air*

*throws herself at Ren's feet*

Oh masterful Ren, can I be your sidekick? Shall we go play beerpong or car beerpong? (so I can get you out of your lair so Timeless can escape?)

*wakes up and breaks free using ninja skills*
Renatus! You sly villainous son of a mother! Your time has come! *draws out a katana sword*

*knocks timeless out again* what has my time done?..... Perhaps I should knock him out after I ask questions rather than before.

**stands back, sighs, then goes out for a beer and a make out session with a pair of boots**