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Dead Cell 11-25-2006 12:03 PM

No I find a time to let it go but I usually channel that anger into talking to them about how stupid what they just did or said is.

DarkHeartedDemoness 11-25-2006 12:08 PM

Except that no one here actually said that... Getting angry serves no purpose, in this instance.

Dead Cell 11-25-2006 12:12 PM

Yeah I know. I guess I might have an anger problem. I can't watch alot of reality shows or shows with stupid people. I get pissed to easily. Ha. I really hate "Sweet 16" on MTV

DarkHeartedDemoness 11-25-2006 12:15 PM

See, and that sort of thing makes me laugh. I watched that show with my roommate last year (it was the first time I'd had cable, so I wanted to see what I'd been missing), and I pulled this quote:

"My party cost more than my parents' wedding, but I deserve it."
--Jazmin on My Super Sweet Sixteen

Totally on my list of my favorite quotes now. It's pretty funny that there are actually people that stupid and spoiled out there.

HumanePain 11-25-2006 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linen
Don't forget that Honey Nut Cheerios makes kids turn into flamboyant bumble bees.

Holy crap! No wonder I am getting old and starting to grow gray hairs: I've been eating QUAKER OATS!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (Said with bright pink cherub cheeks)

She_Is_My_Sin 11-25-2006 03:44 PM

Gosh I eat corn flakes. How will I end up? 0_0

raggedyanne 12-10-2006 11:43 PM

[laughing hysterically]
Does this mean I'm going to hell? Oh well, at least the heating prices are low!

YourWorstNightmare 12-11-2006 12:45 AM

HA HA that list is funny!!

Does this list mean half the world's population is goth?

LostAndCrazy 12-11-2006 01:25 AM

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)

-Complains of boredom.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth.

From that list of points, I found these just abhorrent. I know its a bullshit list but what the fuck? Do goths actually do any of the above?

asta_tintora 12-21-2006 07:33 PM

Why, I complain about bordeom all the time... <_<
...in photography class when we have to watch those bloody biography videos. (Actually, if bloody were literal it might be more interesting...)

I think this has been circulating for a while now. I do love the fact that Count Chocula is the devil's food. It makes me think that the devil likes a lot of chocolate. ...Hm, I wonder if he likes white chocolate too.

Graveyard.Crow 12-21-2006 10:36 PM

I heard white chocolate isn't actually chocolate

GirlsNotMe 12-22-2006 02:16 AM

I actually agree with the site.

We've got to stop this behavior in the youth. I never hang out with my friends unless my mom or dad is accompanying me. If I was alone, I might do something crazy like DANCE.

/sarcasm

What is this, "Footloose?"

Crying_Crimson_Tears 12-22-2006 08:40 AM

Maybe it is Footloose....maybe we all missed something here.

elizabeths_deathwish 12-22-2006 07:52 PM

I think I counted right but I'm 32 of these "horrible" things. My mother who is a superchristian was at like 25.

The list cracked me up. I guess I'll go quit dance now and repent to god for forgivenes..

I think not.

Tindomiel 12-25-2006 10:12 AM

The site is actually a joke... Here's a link that says so.. http://www.angelfire.com/jazz/thetraveler/parody.html

I was highly amused until I realized it was a joke, though.. It's scary to think that there actually are people who think like this... :S

Aude Sapere 12-25-2006 04:45 PM

I saw that list, total bullsh*t. Any regular kid can answer "yes" to over 75% of that list, its not fair at all.

"-Expresses an interest in sex."

^Gee, how unusual, no teenager does that

"-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (*Remark: it's Count Chocula, not Dracula, idiots.)"

^"goth related foods" Are you serious? We have our own food line now?

"-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)"

^Again, are you serious?

"-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult."
^O yeah, normal teenagers don't do this at all... we are so bad...

"-Complains of boredom."

^ heh...iv been goth all my life then. Can't believe my parents didn't see it coming...
"

Mir 12-25-2006 06:51 PM

If Your Child is Gothic, well, bugger The Lord, he's busy. Just shoot the damn kid.

Johnny Gnar Gnar 01-22-2007 04:02 PM

well its already been said, but damn. i guess everybody is a goth. my mother would qualify by that list, and she is a business woman! hmmm interesting.

Temptation 01-23-2007 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aude Sapere

"-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (*Remark: it's Count Chocula, not Dracula, idiots.)"

^"goth related foods" Are you serious? We have our own food line now?

"

We have our own cereal, Awesome!
It should be called black-o's. lol (just joking)

But seriously that list was hilarious, and at first I thought it was real untill I got to "expresses an interest in sex".

LaKeesha 01-23-2007 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead Cell
Yeah I know. I guess I might have an anger problem. I can't watch alot of reality shows or shows with stupid people. I get pissed to easily. Ha. I really hate "Sweet 16" on MTV

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Say, WHAT? They have something on MTV (m.t.t.v.) that is called that?
What is THAT tripe show supposed to be about?
Spoiled brats?
OK. This is one reason why I do not watch much TV.

jacquelinetm 01-23-2007 04:56 PM

If your child is gothic, then thank any higher being for having a child that has their own sense of style and cares enough about themselves to apply their makeup to perfection, dress in the most beautiful clothes, etc...

jacquelinetm 01-23-2007 04:57 PM

And being referred to as a "babygoth" made my day after I posted that last comment. I became an eldergoth over a decade ago. :}

No say No 01-23-2007 05:34 PM

I wonder if these same fools realize that it is heresy in the old testament to have any image of God (idol). Yet they hang pictures of Jesus in their bathrooms and call him God through the trinity.

It never ceases to amaze me the time the weakminded will waste trying to reassure themselves that the choices they have made are the correct ones by way of taking everybody else's choices away.

ashleyxnicole 01-23-2007 06:11 PM

Is this for real?!

DarkHeartedDemoness 01-23-2007 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaKeesha
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Say, WHAT? They have something on MTV (m.t.t.v.) that is called that?
What is THAT tripe show supposed to be about?
Spoiled brats?
OK. This is one reason why I do not watch much TV.

Actually, it's called My Super Sweet Sixteen. Here's my favorite quote from the show:

"My party cost more than my parents' wedding, but I deserve it."
--Jazmin

Basically, Jazmin's parents are rich and are throwing her a party. Which, obviously, she deserves, having the AMAZING talent of aging.


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