I once set the carpet on fire, and I set about 5sq meters of my mum's field on fire :)

Wow way to go! Almost as good as one particular fire-obsessed class mate of mine from russia....he managed to set the school director's desk on fire when left alone in the office for less than 5 min.

I had a chemistry teacher who set the lab ceiling on fire in our very first lesson. He ran a pipe from a gas tap into a bowl of soapy water, and lit the resulting bubbles. He also once set a particular substance (the name of which escapes me) on fire, and we had to evacuate the classroom. It was producing noxious fumes, and (as he, at that moment discovered) he had emptied the fire extinguisher by spraying pupils during lessons. His contract was terminated after that first year.

How are you feeling about that, Tha Duckman?

... About what?

About feeling horny.

Rather hot, actually.

Oh noes, run for cover, a hot ducky.

Will Tha Duckman continue his greatness and keep posting great threads?

Always.

Because it annoys people.

He better keeps posting crazy threads. What else is going to distract us all from work, school, and devilish siblings?

I liked to go into the bathrooms at said places and masturbate.

Of course, I had to stop masturbating inside devilish siblings. That just got weird.

That does sound rather wrong, yet slightly intriguing in some sick sense of the word. I've never really understood the thrill of having sex at work or on an airplane. School I can totally understand, but and airplane!?

It's the mile high club thing. Just so you can say "I can have sex in a real small space."

Still don't get it. Must be a guy fantasy. Now taxis and limos . . .

I did it once on the counter by the till after the place I was working in closed up for the night.

w0000000000000000000000000000000000000h

With my boss.

Why does a man like you masterbate?

I don't get laid very often.

masturbating should be encouraged!
Everyone! Masturbate to porn PLZ stop ****** da children T__T

My new favourite thing to masturbate to is pictures of MollyMac.

thank you for sharing >_>
isn she too young for you???

I made an exception because she's a babe.

She gives you pictures of her or something?