LOL, bravo, bravo, well put Tstone

WHich one? :P

Whoaaaaaa where the fuck did THAT come from?

Elaborate.

Eh?
 

Not auto-asphyxiation. It's a waste of a perfectly good orange.

Well, I'm as straight as the day is...well I can say that days are shorter in the winter... I just am.

eps - thank god you're back.

and to the new admins. - look at what your site has become. i ask, humbly of course, that you clean it up a bit.

please.

Meh I'm not back, but fuck me if I am going to let some nutless wonder pollute our corner of the gene pool any further..

This thread is funny, and kind of sad at the same time. By sad, I mean pathetic, not tragic.

are you really gone from here? is mael also? is that why he's not been around?

(heart dropping...)

Makes you long for the days of kennylee. Or perhaps not.

No, actually, not. Bit of a no-brainer, that.

Maybe this is the advance in cloning scientists have been talking about...

You know, just before they actually have a go with a real human....

^ I thought they'd already cloned single-celled organisms...

Dang. Yes, they have, haven't they? Well, that blows that theory.

Nighty night all. Off to bed for me. Clearly my powers of deduction are on the frizzle....

This is exactly why coathangers were invented-- unless, as I suspect, this creature crawled out from underneath a dumpster, having stewed in its own juices since the dawn of stupidity.

I can't bring myself to believe that someone could reach so deep into the depths of stupidity unknowingly. I pray that this person (I hope that there's only one) has at least some vestige of intelligence and has intentionally acted as he has to stir up excitement. If this is really how this person acts, there is no God-- and if there is no God, there's no reason for me not to suck its spine out through its eye socket (assuming it has a spine. I rather doubt it.)

that's a hot, fuckin' post.

That's being a bit kind, I think - if it had been stewing since the dawn of stupidity, then you're crediting it with some maturity, if nothing else. Let's face it, the dawn of stupidity was a loooooooong time ago, after all!

Of course it has some maturity. Otherwise, how could it have had so much practice? It is obviously good at what it does.

Crossbows don't work as well on creatures without central nervous systems. If a cockroach can survive for days without a head, why should we assume this thing is any less resilient?

BAM! BAM!, dude.

i'm diggin' your shit.