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Beowulf 08-17-2006 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
*Starts to play Temple Of Love* Oh Gothzilla! Won't you please save me? *puts hand on forehead*


Gothzilla awakens from Monster Island and heads towards where She_Is_My_Sin has launched the Gothzilla signal !!! :)

PersephoneX 08-17-2006 10:12 PM

ha ha ha ha... i can see our local newspaper headlines "Gothzilla: ominous presence or heroic figure? you decide!"
:)

Budweiser69 08-18-2006 12:27 PM

marketing ploys that are put out by cola companies like pepsi and coke that either rip off existing songs or make a complete mockery of hip hop in order to sell you carbonated drinks.

Jupetta 08-20-2006 11:43 AM

"Ice Ice Baby" - Vanilla Ice...

I hate that song for multiple reasons... mostly for stealing the rift from Under Pressure. :P

XxDeranged InsanityxX 08-20-2006 03:30 PM

The worst songs written in my opinion are anything by Gwen Stefani,anything by PussyCatDolls i really hate them! especially the song 'Don't cha!' or somthing like that,and 'Fast Car' by Tracy Chapman.

Quinny 08-22-2006 01:09 AM

Oh my god, i can't stand the pussycatdolls! my ex girlfriend used to sing that "don't cha" song right in my face just to annoy the shit outa me. oh god, my ears burn just thinkin about it. (Not saying im not open minded or anything, everyones entitled to listen to what they want)

Ya never know someone on this site might secretly like all the songs that everyones listing! haha.

XxDeranged InsanityxX 08-22-2006 06:51 AM

My sister used to constantly play the 'Don't Cha' song and i seriously wanted to kill her!That's a big part of the reason i hate that song so much.

AngryInk 08-22-2006 07:01 AM

The entire William Shatner albumn from the seventies.






www.angryinktees.com

She_Is_My_Sin 08-22-2006 08:34 AM

The music in the Sheila's Wheel's advert. I have to switch the tv on mute whenever it comes on.

Budweiser69 08-22-2006 01:04 PM

william shatner. ha! he didn't actually write those songs though on that album. they were all covers of already popular songs.

PersephoneX 08-24-2006 09:45 PM

noooooo!!!! i just heard paris hilton's song! why wont she die!!!

Twizted Whispers 08-27-2006 09:19 AM

i dont know the name of the song but i know some of the words "meet me in the club its goin down" "meet me in the mall its goin down".....rap songs have no meaning to them...they are pointless

She_Is_My_Sin 08-27-2006 02:54 PM

'Heaven Is A Halfpipe'

Thankfully no-one plays it anymore.

PersephoneX 08-27-2006 09:45 PM

ha ha ha...you're lucky you dont live here...12 year old girls play it cos they wana be skater chicks and look like avril...i just get to do my grinds and watch them mangle their pretty made-up faces on the tarmac....

:) yes, i'm sick...i know...

transformingfate 08-29-2006 01:48 PM

personal list of worst-evers:
 
"My Humps" - Black Eyed Peas. Also anything similar in genre or subject matter.

Oh. My. God. Everytime I hear it I want to murder the radio. I don't effing want to hear about your "humps", woman. Slut yourself across all the guys of the world who just want an easy ride, but please, leave my burning ears alone!
And she can't even dance. This world needs help.

"Stars Go Blind" - Paris Hilton. Right alongside "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred...And anything by Britney...Jessica and Ashlee Simpson...Hilary Duff...Etc, etc...

Someone PLEASE explain to me why sluts, porno people, actresses, and models think they can sing?!?!?!!??!? I want to die everytime this happens. And it seems to happen regularly.

And last but not least, in a grouping all alone to express my complete and utter distaste:

The Backstreet Boys.

Yes, all alone. Even N'sync was better than them. I hate every musical chord they have ever created. Sure, I'll go to a concert - as long as I can take along a bomb to blow their pathetic asses into oblivion.

*bows out gracefully*

Beowulf 08-29-2006 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Budweiser69
william shatner. ha! he didn't actually write those songs though on that album. they were all covers of already popular songs.


Who could forget his version of `Lucy and the Sky of Diamonds` *cringes* !!! :D

Beowulf 08-29-2006 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
The music in the Sheila's Wheel's advert. I have to switch the tv on mute whenever it comes on.


I dont blame you She_Is_My_Sin, that has to be one of the most annoying TV adverts ever !!! :)

Malady 08-30-2006 06:55 PM

Justin Timberlake's new song.
For that matter, ANY of his songs.

Gilthoniel 08-30-2006 07:06 PM

"Into the Mystic" and "My Humps"

... we hates them.

She_Is_My_Sin 09-01-2006 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Beowulf
I dont blame you She_Is_My_Sin, that has to be one of the most annoying TV adverts ever !!! :)

Yay someone finally agrees with me on that!

I hated the Frosties ad with that kid smirking into the camrea & squealing 'Thar gonna taste grrrrrrrreat!' the lyrics to it were bad & the added dance moves didn't help.

*sigh* I'm too passionate about this aren't I?

Beowulf 09-01-2006 04:33 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH !!!!!, not the Frosties advert, that is pure evil !!!. :D

That advert made me cringe, more than the `Shielas Wheels` atrocity !!! :)

Oh the torment, of crap TV advert jingles !!!

She_Is_My_Sin 09-02-2006 01:34 AM

Jingles are truely are some of the worst songs written ever.

Malady 09-02-2006 02:46 AM

That Sheryl Crow song. . .what was it. . ."I'm gonna soak up the sun".

disorder 09-02-2006 03:21 AM

That, "song" by that guy... Teddy Geiger? Yes, that's the one *shudders*

Release_The_Bats 09-02-2006 02:53 PM

Shoots and Ladder by Korn. I just don't get it.

I still do have a soft spot for Korn....and the bagpipes at the beginning of the song.

Beowulf 09-02-2006 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
Jingles are truely are some of the worst songs written ever.

I agree with you there, I think they are written to slowly drive the listener mad after a certain amount of exposure to the offending jingle (radio stations are even worse) !!! :)


Dont you think that bloke who sings in Shielas wheels sounds like Justin Hawkins on the high notes *cringe* !!! :D

Crying_Crimson_Tears 09-02-2006 06:32 PM

Um I'm thinking that anything played on MTV is shit.

Immortal_Death 09-02-2006 09:58 PM

Almost all the songs from The Pussycat Dolls and Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne drives me insane...

She_Is_My_Sin 09-03-2006 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Beowulf
I agree with you there, I think they are written to slowly drive the listener mad after a certain amount of exposure to the offending jingle (radio stations are even worse) !!! :)


Dont you think that bloke who sings in Shielas wheels sounds like Justin Hawkins on the high notes *cringe* !!! :D

That's because Justin Hawkin's is always behind something bad. He is pure evil in sheep-person form!

She_Is_My_Sin 09-04-2006 04:30 AM

Sorry to double post but that new Robbie Williams song is shite-tastic.

Delkaetre 09-04-2006 06:23 AM

Music I powerfully dislike...
My younger sister's entire collection. This consists of Avril, 50 Cent, Eminem, Black Eyed Peas, Timberlake, and other nefarious acts too foul to name. I can't pick any one band or song... the whole lot merges into one inexplicable horror.
I shall stick with my industrial and trad, thank you.

Beowulf 09-05-2006 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
That's because Justin Hawkin's is always behind something bad. He is pure evil in sheep-person form!


Absolutley She_Is_My_Sin !!! :D

Delkaetre 09-05-2006 03:38 PM

There is a photo of the Hawkins man posing with one of our locals in the cafe.... it worries me. There's also a few newspaper clippings and a strawberry made from human heads, so the mirrors are getting decorated.

Slap Your Love 09-06-2006 06:18 AM

You're beautiful by James Blunt. Horrid. Horrid. Horrid.

She_Is_My_Sin 09-06-2006 06:47 AM

I can't stand his voice...he should be banned.

oblivia 09-12-2006 03:53 PM

"Lost Together" by Blue Rodeo -- it was "our" song when I was with my ex. He loved Blue Rodeo (gag).

Here's the first verse to this song (and my comments in brackets):

"Strange and beautiful are the stars tonight" (starts off good)
"That dance around your head" (Huh?)
"In your eyes I see that perfect world" (Ok...)
"I hope that doesn't sound too weird" (What? That I have stars dancing around my head or you see "that perfect world" in my eyes?)

I hated it, and he "picked" that song to be "our song". *shakes head*

chelseagirl 09-13-2006 01:48 PM

I abhor all R&B. Every friggin weekday morning, I have to take a company provided shuttle bus from the metro (subway) station to my work. All the driver listens to is R&B....crap that sounds like the male singers are dying a horrible tortured death. Also, I hate all those rap songs that get real popular, that have a "catch phrase" that repeats over and over and over, such as "drop it like it's hot". Oh, and anything by Pearl Jam. I detest that singer's voice, it makes me want to vomit while I'm jamming sharpened pencils into my ears to try to make myself deaf so as not to hear him anymore.

chelseagirl 09-13-2006 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfMoon
Liar ~ Henry Rollins

:p


Holy crap, I forgot about that song....it was complete shite!

xBlood-Rosex 09-13-2006 03:55 PM

dudes...any song by Limp Bizket. Can you say Poser Metal? I was amazed at how many times Fred Durst uses the 'F' word in one song. Plus Fred steals material from other bands and uses it in his own songs, for example: Nine Inch Nails and Pink Floyd.

And..

Stars are Blind by Paris Hilton *gag*

chelseagirl 09-14-2006 11:05 AM

Fred Durst is such a tool.

She_Is_My_Sin 09-14-2006 01:21 PM

Fred Durst is A-W-F-U-L. He shouldn't be allowed to make records.

Beowulf 09-14-2006 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
Fred Durst is A-W-F-U-L. He shouldn't be allowed to make records.



I totally agree with you She_Is_My_Sin, another mission for Gothzilla, I think, would someone activate the Gothzilla signal !!!. :D

xBlood-Rosex 09-14-2006 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
Fred Durst is A-W-F-U-L. He shouldn't be allowed to make records.

Fred Durst is the absolute WORST frontman in all of music history.

She_Is_My_Sin 09-15-2006 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Beowulf
I totally agree with you She_Is_My_Sin, another mission for Gothzilla, I think, would someone activate the Gothzilla signal !!!. :D

What shall we use to lure him out? Another Mini Goth for sacrifice? *whips out mini goth-catching net*

Butterfly 09-15-2006 08:28 AM

Ugh, I despise James Blunt. Yet my art teacher insists on playing his CD. Every. Single. Day.

And I despise the song from the Fanta soda commercials. I really, really do.
Commercial jingles are one of the reasons I don't watch much TV.

(And I'd just like to point out that I actually rather like HIM, or at least a selection of their songs.)

Butterfly 09-15-2006 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
What shall we use to lure him out? Another Mini Goth for sacrifice? *whips out mini goth-catching net*

You can use the idiot who keeps asking me if I perform animal sacrifices. :)

Beowulf 09-15-2006 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
What shall we use to lure him out? Another Mini Goth for sacrifice? *whips out mini goth-catching net*


That would be a fine idea, and dont forget to blast `Temple of Love` once you have Gothzilla`s offering. She_Is_My_Sin, I was wondering how you will lure the mingoths to your minigoth net? :D

She_Is_My_Sin 09-15-2006 12:49 PM

I've stuck a mixture of black lipstick & some Marilyn Manson CDs in there. I doubt they'll be able to resist. *Starts playing Temple Of Love*

Beowulf 09-15-2006 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
I've stuck a mixture of black lipstick & some Marilyn Manson CDs in there. I doubt they'll be able to resist. *Starts playing Temple Of Love*


Excellent idea, She_Is_My_Sin !!! :)

She_Is_My_Sin 09-15-2006 02:00 PM

I caught one! His name's xXBlackMiseryTearsXx. He's got terrible make-up on & stinks of fish.


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