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Have you ever witnessed a fight?

Of course.


Have you ever dreamt to be a superhero?

Oh yes.

Have you ever seen someone curbed (aka curb stomp)?

I myself have been curbed


Have you ever quoted a professional wrestler, on purpose?

You're supposed to answer the last question.

Never.

All the time bro.

Have you ever sabotaged someone's locker?

A) Not yet.

Q) Have you ever bid on an auction and then wished you hadn't won?

Wahaha. Never.

Have you ever got into a fight that you have no idea what was that about?

I know everything, so no

have you ever informed someone that "resistance is futile"?

Yes, we are borg

Have you ever found an incredibly tacky video, that was still funny?

Yes, Cat women from the moon IN 3D
(by the way it's "we are the borg", just because your a mass-murdering cyborg does not give you the right to use improper grammar". sorry, I'm a second generation Trekkie)


Have you ever heard a very inappropriate cover of a song (I.E. George Straites does Mettallica) and liked it?

Yes, Michael Bolton covering The Beatles' Yesterday.






Have you ever colored your hair thinking it was going to look great and then hated it after it was done?

yes i wanted fire hard core red but after the first wash it went to orange. i should have just used the name brand.

have you ever finished masterbating thinking about something other than the stimulus? like wow tits, oo fucking, did i finish thoes tps reports (squirt)?

Yes, I often think about furniture or paying bills when I masturbate. It happens by accident.





Have you ever barfed on someone, on purpose or by accident?

yes, I puked out a bus window and it came back in another window

Have you ever answered to a name that wasn't yours?

Yup. My name is kymlee soo anytime people say kym... I answer out of habit lol

Have you ever been so irritated with spam bots that you decided to bump a thread? BUMP!

A) Yep, many times ... here at least.

Q) Have you ever called out a different name than the name of the person you were having sex with?

A: Can't say I have.


Q: Have you ever during masturbation thought of something so gross that it put you off completely and made you stop?

A) Not gross, but disturbing in other ways, yes.

Q) Have you ever seen either the Puppy Bowl or the Lingerie Bowl?

I have seen the puppy bowl, it is cute as hell.







Have you ever seen any animals doing the do in public? Like ranches or zoos?

yeah. Our neighbor's dogs are doing that all the time.

Have you ever kissed someone whom you don't know?

I did once

have you ever made out on a roller-coaster?

No but I was recently on several roller coasters where someone kept leaning precariously close to my face and changing their mind at the last minute. I was grateful for the bumps and turns that prevented such a disaster from occuring.






Have you ever been talking to someone who had a booger hanging out of their nose but you didn't say anything to them because you wanted them to look stupid?

No.

Have you ever avoided talking to your mother?

All the time Catch.

Have you ever met someone who looks exactly like you?

Never.




Have you ever met someone and thought they were somebody else that you knew?