OMFG,

in honor of the SUCK factor of OTFW'S song selection:


Digital Underground ~ Freaks of the Industry

Well we're the freaks of the industry.
My man Money B Oh my mellow Shock G
The freaks of the industry
And when you see us back stage be prepared to G
Well they say that birds do it bees do it. [do it]
Time to freak Money B gets to it
Not a heavyweight but I go twelve rounds
With a jab and a stick I'm goin' lick for lick so
Give me the helmet I'll be the stunt man.
Just relax, and I won't front.
Like Anita, I'm givin' you the best that I've got,
And I'll be takin' it slow, never missin' a spot
Yes, caressing your back we're chest to chest she's kissing on my
freckles.
I nibbled around your ears before I suck upon your neck.
'Oh Money B,' yeah, that's what you'll be screamin' and creamin'
But it's not a wet dream, it's the real
The freaky dog, dark nasty, never lettin' a kitty-cat get past me,
Without picking it up, pettin' it, teasin' it,
Takin' it on home and pleasin' it
Cause we're the freaks of the industry,
You's a freak Money B. You got that Shock G
The freaks of the industry,
And when you see us back stage, be prepared to G.
Say you're G'in' [G'in'?]
Nobody else is seein'
And the freak that you're wit' is in front of you,
Bendin' over naked, and she's leanin' on the dresser [Ooh yeah]
You're lookin' at her from the rear [Yeah]
She looks just like Vanessa [The right stuff]
Uh uh, not Vanessa with the singer career,
But the X-rated video queen,
Know what I mean? [Uh huh] A'ight, here's the scene:
You're lying on you're back with your head on the edge of the bed,
The booty's two feet from your head:
Should you: A, take the time to find a condom,
B, you walk right over and you pound 'em,
C, tell her that you want her love,
Well the answer is D, [D], all of the above.
So you're freakin' [freakin'], the furniture's squeakin' [squeakin']
She's tweakin', sayin' that she's weak in the knees.
Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound,
You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around,
'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound,
Which is cool, but your friends are chillin' in the other room.
The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you,
In this situation, what do you do: [What?]
A, you, plain and simply, back up off her
B, you hit it just a little bit softer,
C, you take it out and put it in het butt,
Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up:
I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door
Now they can't see me any more.
Check the locks so they can't clock, but they can listen.
There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin' [Dissin']
Gettin' back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and the
cherries,
Then I go through all the fly positions:
My head under her leg under my arm under her toe.
She says, 'I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.'
I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it.
After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside,
And before anybody gets a chance to speak,
I say, 'Yo, don't say nuttin', I guess I'm just a freak!'
Cause we're the freaks of the industry.
Aw, you's a freak, G. Yo, you worse Money B.
The freaks of the industry,
And when you see us backstage, be prepared to G.
[You know what man, you's a freak.
I seen you with that girl at the hotel after
that show last week.
And what about that time out there in the park?
Shhh, don't tell nobody]
It's like this:
Now if there's a cure for this,
We don't want it, we'll run from it
And if there's a remedy,
We don't need it, we just eat it.
[This is to the ladies: I'm a freak
Hey, yo, piano man: take us out of here, man]

*GASP!!!!!*

that's a damned good song, wench.

:P

Siouxsie & the Banshees - Obsession

May you find your peace, exalted Banshee.

Well yeah, Freaks still makes me want to shake my ass til my spine shatters..

HOWEVER, Dee Snider on the other hand frightens me terribly..

Hold me...


*sob*

bah....

like you need dee snider as an excuse lol


but now....

i feel the need for some zz top....

perhaps "i'm bad, i'm nationwide"

a little rock...a little funk....a little blues.....all rolled into one.

VNV Nation ~ Further

Next on music to mate with the shadows by:

Bauhaus ~ Spirit

tonight i could be with you
or waiting in the wings
lift your heart with soaring song
cut down the puppet strings
cut down the puppet strings

i wear a coat of drums
and dance upon your eyes
turn the tables upside down
change the lows to highs
change the lows to highs

i fill you up with butterflies
crown the heads of kings
be glad of first night nerves
for fear gives courage wings
fear gives courage wings

if i am on the sidelines
chances are you'll miss
wait alone and spotlit
for doctor theater's kiss

the stage becomes a ship in flames
i tie you to the mast
throw your body overboard
the spotlight doesn't last
the spotlight doesn't last
i could be with you
or waiting in the wings
lift your heart with soaring song
cut down the puppet strings
cut down the puppet strings

i may tap you on the shoulder
and whisper 'go' in red
strip your feet of lead my friend
strip your feet of lead

call the curtain
raise the roof
spirits on tonight

call the curtain
raise the roof
spirits on tonight

call the curtain
raise the roof
spirits on tonight

we love our audience

Sevendust ~ Live Again

Next on music to music to sigh softly by:

The Sundays ~ Wild Horses

Blonde Redhead - luv machine

luv machine soft machine wait not forgive me not i'll wait til it
belongs to me ame still has me freak fake cold old not that way
the other way

Conjure One / Sinead O' Connor ~ Tears From the Moon

Next on music to Alchemize Sacred Truths by:

Mad at Gravity ~ Walk Away


Couldn't sleep so I went out walking
Thinking about you and hearing us talking
And all the things I should have said
Echo now, inside my head

I feel something falling from the sky
I'm so sad I made the angels cry

Tears from the moon
Fall down like rain
I reach for you
I reach in vain

Tears from the moon, tears from the moon

It just ain't fair this thing called loving
When one step there and the other feels nothing
I would have done anything for you
I still love you, baby I adore you

All day I keep from falling apart
But at night when the sky gets dark

Tears from the moon
Fall down like rain
I reach for you
I reach in vain

Stop, Stop haunting me
It should be easy
As easy as when you stopped wanting me

Tears from the moon
Fall down like rain
I reach for you
I reach in vain

Tears from the moon
Fall down like rain
but tears from the moon
can't wash away the pain

Tears from the moon, tears from the moon
Tears from the moon, tears from the moon

Ozzy Osbourne - "Crazy Train"

I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools,
I've listened to drop-outs who make their own rules...

Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love and forget how to hate...

Jungle DnB ~ Aphrodite vs Dj MuppetFucker

Next on music to Fall for the Fallen by:

Fatboy Slim ~ Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars

AFI's cover of The Cure's Hanging Garden

Outkast featuring Rage Agaist the Machine - "Bombs over Baghdad"

Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang

My roommate playing Rage Against the Machine-Bulls on Parade (badly, I might add) on his drums

The Doors ~ The Crystal Ship

Next on music to Fall for the Fallen by:

Dido ~ Honestly OK


I just want to feel safe in my own skin,
I just want to be happy again
I just want to feel deep in my own world
But I'm so lonely
I don't even want to be with myself anymore
On a different day,
if I was safe in my own skin,
then I wouldn't feel lost and
so frightened
But this is today and I'm lost in my own skin
And I'm so lonely
I don't even want to be with myself anymore
I just want to feel safe in my own skin,
I just want to be happy again.

NIN ~ The Perfect Drug ( Razorblade Kisses Mix )

Next on music to follow footsteps Into Hell by:

Orgy ~ Slept So Long



I got my head but my head is unraveling
cant keep control can't keep track of where it's traveling
I got my heart but my heart's no good
you're the only one that's understood

I come along but I don't know where you're taking me
I shouldn't go but you're wrenching dragging shaking me
turn off the sun pull the stars from the sky
the more I give to you the more I die

and I want you

you are the perfect drug
the perfect drug
the perfect drug
the perfect drug

you make me hard when i'm all soft inside
I see the truth when i'm all stupid-eyed
the arrow goes straight through my heart
without you everything just falls apart

my blood just wants to say hello to you
my fear is warm to get inside of you
my soul is so afraid to realize
how every little bit is left of me

take me with you
without you everything just falls apart
it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces

cyndi lauper - "water's edge"



I went to the water's edge
Forgot I couldn't swim
I went to the water's edge
All ready to jump in

........

Oh, I wish you could wrap yourself around me
I am gripped by a loneliness
Oh, I wish you could wrap yourself around me
I'd be released in your tenderness
I'd be released in your tenderness

Mark Farina ~ Beloved ( Erotic Elijah mix )

next on music to lick the tears from the moon by:

Orgy ~ Slept so Long




I see hell in your eyes
Taken in by surprise (by surprise)
Touching you makes me feel alive
Touching you makes me die inside


I slept so long without you
It's tearing me apart too
How to get this far
Playing games with this old heart
I've killed a million petty souls
But I could't kill you
I've slept so long without you

Sublime ~ Garden Grove

Next on music to dig the deepest holes by:

311 ~ Beautiful Disaster

depeche mode - "little 15"


Little fifteen
Why does she have to defend
Her feelings inside
Why pretend
She's not had a life
A life of near misses
Now all that she wants
Is three little wishes
She wants to see with your eyes
She wants to smile with your smile
She wants a nice surprise
Every once in a while




.....fucking sigh......

Children of the Sandstorm ~ Darude

Next on music to face the true ugliness within by:

Twizted ~ Afraid of Oz

Cinema Strange's "Legs and Tarpaulin" with my best chum's 150 watt guitar amp,
and
Sopor Aeternus's "To A Loyal Friend" with my winpy 20 watt bass practise amp.

They are both playing simultaneously, and quite frankly,
MY EARS ARE GOING TO DIE! o_O

Rolling Stones - Shattered

Queen - "Who Wants to Live Forever?"