Who says I have to chose between two things I don't believe in?
You appear to be an idiot.

if you keep going down the same road you have chosen satan, if you change your mind you will go to heaven, and not hell

No, because Hell is just as fictional as your god.

Haven't you been listening? He chooses the FSM, not Satan.

Sheesh.

WHY the hell are you condemning everyone?
People will believe how they want to believe. Let things be progressive. I also don't understand your username... Smoking pot is progressive, why can't you be?

how am I condemning anyone ?

matthew 24;36

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

so you have knowledge over the angels and jesus huh? so you are equal to your god? wow that went down great with the last guy to make those claims in your book.

congratulations....


also how do you justify your username?


crap. i cant believe im feeding the troll...

I don''t know the day, but I will know when it is near , even at the door, I never said I knew the day, I just know that the bible says we are in the generation that it will happen in, which is what the parable of the fig tree is about, the generation that sees that will not die, until all things be fulfilled , and what book are you referring to ? also Jesus is God, and he puts in the fathers hand somethings , I don't pretend to know the day like some false teachers would say, when did I ever say I knew the day? and my user name is what I use to be just a name that use to be me before I turned to Jesus

I don't have knowledge over the angels and Jesus, I say I don't know what day but the bible which is my book I follow , says that we will know when it is near, even at the door , all I am saying is that Jesus is coming back soon, did I ever give a date to when he was coming back ?

oh dear gods... the book i was refering to is your book fool, the bible.

matthew is not being literal when he speaks of the day and hour, he is saying only god the father knows when, not you.

also every generation has claimed that their generation was the last one. they have all "seen the signs" so what makes you so special? huh? how do you know this is the generation? that sounds like predicting the future to me buddy which means one of two things. either you are a prophet or a false prophet. slippery slope my friend. so which are you?

I'm a evangelist, and a witness, not a prophet, but I understand prophecy, and the fig tree is Israel in Matthew , and the generation that sees the fig tree blossom which means become a nation will not pass away until all things be fulfilled and that happened in 1948, so the generation maybe a 83 year average mean generation or a hundred and 20 year generation from that time in 1948, will not pass away, but if you look at the shape the world is in, you know it is close, the bible says we will know when it is near , even at the door, I know I don't know the day though, but I do know it is very soon, within my life time if I live a normal life,

Pothead: If you don't convert to Pastafarianism now, you will be strangled by noodly spaghetti for all eternity! Convert now and save your soul!

pasta don't exist dumbo

you know it is within your lifetime? seriously? that is the exact sort thing matthew was talking about. the bible already determines that human time means very little to jehovah. after all to him a day is a thousand years and a thousand years is a day. so if you stick to your book you should not attempt to predict the return of christ within a thousand years. so you applying a definite deadline is falling into one of three categories, speculation, prophecy, or false prophecy. you have NO OTHER choices so which is it?

the bible clearly states that you should not predict the 2cnd coming, but you should live as if it were tomorrow.

it is also widely believed that the generation being referred to is isreal the nation not the people themselve so it is thought the passage means that isreal will not fall as a nation before the end times. not an actual human generation.

also if we are so close, where is our one world currency Revelation 13:15-18
(and no, credit cards are not an acceptable answer). also where is our one global government? (also rev 13) and once again no NATO is not an acceptable answer. i want my antichrist dammit.

oh and by the way your antipasto comment was frikkin hilarious one of the cleverest things you have written.

i love how evangelicals really latch on to all the vague signs and portents but just gloss over the rock solid clearly defined ones.

and back to your name. if you have been born again why are you clinging to your old self? especially as it could be damaging or confusing to those you wish to bring the word to?

from the very start of my perception of you i have seen you as a very devoted troll or a very very misguided youth. sadly for you neither of these are the christian persona you seem so desperate to portray.

Then what in hell did I just eat for dinner???! :o

youre eating worms michael...

Sure it does. You are just fanatic to realize.

I think I might love you.. just a little bit.

as you should.

Miss A! Now I feel all left out and stuff :o

Miss A: I can live with that for a while, but eventually you will have to love me a little too!

I still need a little love, not much. Just a tiny bit :o

hmmmmm i will just have the little love.