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Oh God what the fuck have I done. By playing her game she's resorted to bringing me in the lunchline as she entices her fellow sixth graders on the importance of abstinence.
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It's so wasteful. |
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Very Christian love of you...
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It's creepy indeed that you think seventh grade is the same as prison.
Goo ask your mommy to take you to Torrid while you listen to your 40 giga iPod and bitch that she doesn't get you. |
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You cannot win. At all. The best you can do is wait for Jin to return and she teach you the proper ways of delusion. If there were any. |
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Awww man, I missed out on this!? Would've been the perfect chance to flex my newly gained theological muscles.
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Why do people keep talking about the bible as if it's supposed to be understood as the literal word of God. That is the Koran. Different book. Different religion people.
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If there is some sort of creator-god person/thing, he/she/it used evolution to bring about the diversity of life on this pale blue dot. The theory of evolution exists because of observation of the natural world by highly intelligent and thorough people. No one was out to disprove any religion, that wasn't the point then, and it isn't the point now. One thing to always keep in mind about science and the scientific process, is that it's purpose is to find truth through testing and verifying information. If one has a set agenda, this purpose is lost. However, the journey of knowledge takes you where it takes you. There isn't a set destination or any sort of map beyond the point where others had gone before. It is truly one of the greatest adventures mankind has ever undertaken. I encourage you to grab your hiking boots and set out, because the scenery is both strange and beautiful, the sight will change you forever. http://researchpark.arc.nasa.gov/lec...ages/Earth.jpg |
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Oh I'm so happy this thread got bumped, I've been looking for an excuse to post this.
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WOW!! Jesus + Luck Dragon = WIN!!
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So Alan, are you satisfied that the contributors to this thread eventually addressed the original post? The contradictions in the Bible? Even though Des kind of went into the weeds with his Orwellian burn the bible rant? I responded to it anyway. I think.
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No one is burning the Illiad. No one is herding worshippers of the Norse pantheon into camps, or outlawing the religious practices of Osiris cults. What I'm talking about is peacefully moving society in a direction where they can at last give up basing social policy on the writings of some pissed-off desert nomads to whom a written language was the rough equivalent of the internet and who's minds would be utterly blown by concepts as advanced as indoor plumbing. I am (in my own small way) doing this by pointing out just how insanely broken and barbaric such a belief system is. The fact of the matter is, a law based upon reason is inherently better than the exact same law based on faith, and the sooner we give up killing each other over the Amazing Invisible Sky-man/ Incredible Dying-and-Coming-Back Guy, the sooner we can move on to killing each other over more reasonable things like skin color, or exploding dinosaur goop. |
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God damn it. *gives Desp a bro pound*
We're the hydra of G.net. |
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Oh my god, I'm going to fucking CUM ON YOUR ASHES! |
You forgot: I also want to turn what children we don't kill gay.
All due to my obscene, unthinking hatred of a giant invisible man in the sky. |
God damn it, the very THOUGHT of Christianity makes my mind burn with anguish!
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That's right HP: Monsters are real. If you throw holy water on Kontan it burns his flesh.
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Despanan can only be killed with silver bullets.
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Way to tell everyone. Ass.
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Hey HP, get John Constantine on the case, quick sharp!
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It really is your only chance.
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Or we'll kill you. You know, cause you believe in an imaginary invisible man in the sky and all.
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I just love feeding Christians to lions...and then r@ping those lions right in the friggin' mouth.
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Oh Atheism, I'm getting so fucking hot right now. My dick is so hard. I want to just hate fuck a Christian without their consent right now!
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Moses wandered the desert for 40 years, Corpsey one gave up after ONE post.
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His major? You mean to say that because it's his major, it somehow gives Christianity legitimacy because some professors think the shit is true?
Hey, did you know that perfectly rational and reasonable people STILL avoids breaking mirrors, opening umbrellas inside buildings, and are still superstitious? We can all agree that the Greek gods are just a silly joke, right? Norse gods aren't real and other gods aren't real. Exactly what makes Christianity so special and different? Its mythology is just as outlandish. So what's the deal here? What makes Christianity stand out from the other imaginary fairy tales? |
Well for one thing, Christians killed all the other fairytale fans and stole their holidays.
That counts for something, right? |
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Ah yes. Might makes right. They were just better thugs. That totally makes Christianity legit. |
It's hard to argue when they break out the thumbscrews.
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Just a friendly reminder where I got my "Orwellian" comment from:
"So why keep around these books, who's words and chapters encourage and bolster fanaticism, nationalism, and xenophobia? Why continue to attach belief to a contradictory jumble of texts written by pissed-off desert nomads? Why keep around books that demand their readers abandon their reason and blindly submit their lives to a grand authority figure?" Look familiar? Next would be Mein Kampf, then Mother Jones, then the Huffington Post, then...you get the idea. Banishing books requires someone to be the one to choose what the rest of us can and can't read, when we should all be allowed to choose for ourselves. That was the thrust of my jab. Love ya Des! :kiss on the cheek: ("Here he is! Yeah! (points) The guy I just kissed on the cheek! His...oh man...it was his BUTT cheek! Ptew!) |
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We're just saying that Christianity should be about as important as being a Buddhist or a pagan. Orwellian... pffft. You're clearly mistaken and for the record, I'll let Despanan give you an e-spanking. I'm just trying to help you understand what you're talking yourself into before he hands you your ass later. |
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You misread what he wrote. Bad choice of words on his part, but the point still stands.
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For that matter, why would you automatically assume that I wanted the bible/Christianity suppressed? Even ignoring my earlier posts, I've always come out on the side of free speech. I'm against banning Burkas and Minnarets. Why would I be for banning Christianity? Quote:
Face it, the common denominator in both of these cases is the belief in the veracity and divinity of those particular fairy-tales. Quote:
By all means if you have a logical, reasonable, and factually correct argument, I will give it due consideration, and if I find it to be adequate I will alter my position to account for this new data. Granted, I doubt you'll be able to find evidence to convince me of the presence of the divine, or the holiness of your scriptures (as both of these things are, by definition, unverifiable) but you may change my position on how internally inconsistant I find the bible to be. Besides, telling me that: "[The Contradictions] exist because of misuse of the bible, poor translation and taking the scripture out of context. I could disprove most of these if necessary..." and then not doing it is intellectual cockteasing. Comeon bro, don't give my brain blue-balls. |
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We're not assholes who will ignore your points, we're just dudes who will take your points, find holes in them if we can, and let you know about them. But you're turning this into an affront on your faith, dismissing us as maniacal, unreasoning enemy atheists and walking away from a good debate. We're not being unreasonable here, you just can't reason your position at all. |
You know what, looking over this, I just noticed something. at one point I said:
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Saya responded with a straw-man that "People need philosophies" (I never argued against this, in fact I argued FOR it). Then surprisingly enough, instead of a discussion on merits of said philosophy, she went off on a tangent about the "religious experience" the "inspiration" she draws from "the lives, wisdom, and teaching" and how a practitioner is going to have more "intimate knowledge" of their faith than an outsider can ever hope to, and they can never be persuaded otherwise regardless of the factual inconsistencies found in their texts (ie: their own philosophy) because "You can't break that kind of faith". You guys following me? Saya seems more interested in defending the idea of a perfect, charismatic, inspirational teacher, than in defending logic and consistency of the teachings of said Charismatic.* In a nutshell, she's not arguing that people need philosophies because they're good philosophies that will enrich their lives, she's saying that people NEED inspirational teachers. That we need our teachers, and texts to be super-human in order to appeal to us, emotionally and thus make us better people. HP also touches on this idea here: Quote:
However, like Dumbo, Jesus doesn't really cure the Alcoholic of his craving. He just allows him to believe in himself. Most likely, there is no God, and therefore, most likely, all the people who AA helped to defeat their addiction did it on their own (regardless of what they may believe). At it's core, the religious argument is an appeal to emotion. We see evidence of this every day, in the ritual and pageantry that goes on during a religious service. The experience, the euphoria, which results, is the same type which comes from seeing a really good play, or watching a totally awesome movie, or going to a badassed concert where everyone is "really feeling it". It is an exercise in communal thinking, and indeed it's power is awesome. However, one cannot rely on emotions to dictate philosophical or judicial principals, specifically BECAUSE these emotional experiences rob us of our reason. Many people feel emotional revulsion when they see two men kissing, does that then make it right to forbid such an act from taking place? Following a teachers example or creed because you are "inspired" by his charisma, to the point where you place that teacher far above yourself and the rest of humanity, is a dangerous proposal at best, because the emotion which results blinds you to whatever inconsistencies may be found in that particular philosophy. All in all, Marx was right when he said religion is the opiate of the masses, and some of you people are dosing, HARD. Stop it. I know it feels good, but it's dangerous. *Interestingly enough, in normative Buddhist philosophy, practitioners are specifically warned against this mode of thinking. |
Despanan wins. Flawless victory.
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