Excellent work She_Is_My_Sin, Gothzilla`s caught wind of the fishy smell and is on his way, to your house for a quick snack, and then feed on Fred Durst !!!. :D

I hope he's hungry because I'll serve the fishy goth with some chips, as a nice proper meal. :D

Dont forget the 10 gallons of ketchup !!! :D

Well he ate the mini goth quickly, now let's start on Fred Durst!

OH MY GOD!!!! Wake Me Up Before You Go-gO!!!! by WHAM!. I HATE IT!!! If I'm not home, my lover will record it on my answering machine!! XP

Might wanna check this out then....http://media.santoalt.com/HeinekenGoth.mov

I would look at it.... if it showed.... It's blocked as "POTENTIAL VIRUS THREAT." Damn AOL..... >.> <.< **whacks compy** Anyways, thanks, but what is it?

That's awesome!!!!!!!!!!:D

Once again, no. I HATE the internet service.....

Those are. . actually, sometimes, my guilty pleasure. . wegegege :D

::whacking herself with a hammer-shaped balloon::

Just some of them. Some are truly annoying, I agree.
I hate cheesy songs by those boybands who cry over their girlfriends more.

I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned Sir Mix-a-Lot. "I like big butts and I cannot lie..." Or however that song goes.

Or maybe that one song that goes: "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel." I can't remember who does it or what it's called... But it's awful.

Hahaha. That commercial cracked me up!

Anything by Aaron Carter. Thankfully he hasn't had the nerve to release much into the U.K...

Hollaback Girl.


Oh...and for me, worst song?

The Bum Bum Song by Tom Green.
Or Macarron Chacarron by El Mudo.

It's a bunch of hot chicks dancing around a man who is apparently retarded by the way he sings.

How else do you explain AHBULALBULBALUDABULADA as a song lyric? or Ualuealueualeuale or however you transliterate it?

Just watch the video on YouTube and you'll see what I mean.

none of you have mentioned the dreaded la la song from ashee simpson this
is a travesty! you know you hate it.

Ladies and gentlemen please,
Would you bring your attention to me?
For a feast for your eyes to see,
An explosion of catastrophe.

Like nothing you’ve ever seen before,
Watch closely as I open this door.
Your jaws will be on the floor,
After this you’ll be begging for more.

Welcome to the show,
Please come inside.
Ladies and gentlemen!

Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Ladies and gentlemen!

Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Ladies and gentlemen!

Ladies and gentlemen good evening,
You’ve seen and seeing is believing.
Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding,
Please check to see if you’re still breathing.

Hold tight cause the show is not over,
If you will please move in closer.
You're about to be bowled over,
By the wonders you’re about to behold here.

Welcome to the show,
Please come inside.
Ladies and gentlemen!

Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Ladies and gentlemen!

Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!

Welcome to the show..
(Welcome to the show)
We're glad you came alone..
(We're glad you came alone)
Please come inside.....
Ladies and Gentlemen!

Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Ladies and gentlemen!

Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Ladies and gentlemen!

Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Ladies and gentlemen!

Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!



Tell me that isn't the most terrible lyricism you've ever read?!

^ Yeah, but who is it? :p

For me, it's ANYTHING and EVERYTHING by HIM.
Also, that song "Lips of an Angel" by Hinder. What a pointless, shitty song! You think a guy cheating on his girlfriend is supposed to make a romantic song? What the hell is your problem?!

NO! You just had to remind me!!!!



Disturbed, dropping plates. (At least that's what I think its called)

"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" is definitly up there. The absolute worst, however, is......
"You put your left foot in . . .
You put your left foot out . . .
You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about!"

Ok, maybe not the worst song ever, but definity the most annoying to have stuck in your head!

Lets not forget “Jennie In a Bottle”... My ears are bleeding now just thinking about that one.

And that damned song “SMACK THAT” oh lord I’ve heard that stupid thing so many times! And it just gets worse and worse every time.

That "Ridin' Dirty" song, and of course, "Ohio Is For Lovers"...
I abhor Ridin' Dirty, how can those people make money from those shitsongs? Grrr.

Those two songs are brilliant! Pure genius! Especially Sir Mix-A-Lot. I mean, c'mon -

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun...
...So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her

And I find "Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang sexy. I've never admitted that to anyone before.

Worst song ever, ever? "Silent Eyes" - Aiden. Not only are the lyrics bad, bad, bad (romaticising self-harm) but the tune is mediocre and the vocals atrocious. The man is a pathetic poseur.

But i do love Google. When I was looking for the name of this song I entered "perfect sliced skin" and got a recipe for gravy:
6 large onions (about 1.2kg), finely sliced
100g-150g pork skin (you should be able to obtain this from a good butcher),

X''D Finely sliced pork skin

Pardon but I like that Ridin' Dirty song it has a good beat.

Now I really don't like any of Chamillionares other songs but that ones not half bad.

Even though my eyes are crazy....
The retarded song by Paris Hilton...It's on the bloody radio again!!!

I hate hate hate hate that "to the left" song by that chick with the poofy hair, on MTV...its a heap of steaming horse manure.

Good thing I don't have mtv anymore... not that I've watched it since they actually stoped playing music...

And "Who let the dogs out" is the worst song in the world...ever...

There's Headbanger's ball and super-rock that are ok on MTV, and if i'm lucky, they play a Billy Talent video every few months...

"Who let the Dogs out" is not the worst...."Spice up your life" is!

Yeah... I bought the headbangers ball euro edition (which is basically a us version) in austrailia...It was pretty good. I'll givem credit for that.

OMG!! That surgeons creepy son from Nip tuck is on CSI right now!!! ehw!!!!!

The one that looks like Michael Jackson?

Yep, thats the guy...

He freaks me out something MAJOR!

Yeah.. I love that show.. epecially Misstress Alexandria (I think thats her name) I'd love to marry a woman like that!!!! Owow owuuuu!!! lamo

you are aware that those two are born and raised anti - seminists?


The worst song ever?
Anything by the pussycat dolls. They're just a bunch of pole-dancers who slept with enough people to get a contract

Hey.. I like the pussycat dolls for that reason...polldancers...lol

What's an anti-seminist?

The Country Death Song by the Violent Femmes. Holy Camoli, read these lyrics and cringe.

I had me a wife, I had me some daughters.
I tried so hard, I never knew still waters.
Nothing to eat and nothing to drink.
Nothing for a man to do but sit around and think.
Nothing for a man to do but sit around and think.

Well, I'm a thinkin' and thinkin', till theres nothin' I ain't thunk.
Breathing in the stink, till finally I stunk.
It was at that time, I swear I lost my mind.
I started making plans to kill my own kind.
I started making plans to kill my own kind.

Come little daughter, I said to the youngest one,
Put your coat on, well have some fun.
Well go out to mountains, the one to explore.
Her face then lit up, I was standing by the door.
Her face then lit up, I was standing by the door.

Come little daughter, I will carry the lanterns.
Well go out tonight, well go to the caverns.
Well go out tonight, well go to the caves.
Kiss your mother goodnight and remember that God saves.
Kiss your mother goodnight and remember that God saves.

A led her to a hole, a deep black well.
I said make a wish, make sure and not tell and
Close you're eyes dear, and count to seven.
You know your papa loves you, good children go to heaven.
You know your papa loves you, good children go to heaven.

I gave her a push, I gave her a shove.
I pushed with all my might, I pushed with all my love.
I through my child into a bottomless pit.
She was screaming as she fell, but I never heard her hit.
She was screaming as she fell, but I never heard her hit.

Gather round boys to this tale that I tell.
You wanna know how to take a short trip to hell?
Its gaurenteed to get your own place in hell.
Just take your lovely daughter and push her in the well.
Take your lovely daughter and throw her in the well.

Don't speak to me of lovers, with a broken heart.
You wanna know what can really tear you apart?
I'm going out to the barn, will I never stop in pain?
I'm going out to the barn, to hang myself in shame.



On top of all that, it's a country song. My ears bleed every time it comes on the radio.

OMG I hate that "to the left" song too! Its so frigging annoying and all it is is a song about how she don't need the guy cause she's famous and can have any man she wants how self-centered can you get?

First two stanzas were enough.....

"milkshake" by kelis i shell spare you from hearing the lyrics

That song is awesome!
We're always singing that song in Government class.
Oh yeah, I'm that goth.
I even translated it to Spanish:
'Mis malteadas traen a los chicos a la yarda. Oh si, son mejores que las tuyas. Oh si, son mejores que las tuyas!"
Funny shit.:D

I hear you on "Milkshake". Between that and "My Humps", I quit the hip-hop/club styles of belly dance.

London Bridge by Fergie is pretty bad.

And just about everything from Pussycat Dolls and Danity Kane should be burned

Anything that is mainstream. nuff said.

I'm about to kill every band-boy that dared to call himself pop-punk

Oh it would so be that Fly Leaf song Fully Alive. This one lyric makes me die a little inside each time, " I'm ashamed of all my somthings." I can't believe that these people are so lazy they can't come up with anything descriptive of what they are ashamed of so they just pust 'something'. Just awful

Worst song? In my personal honest opinion, anything by Bullet For My Valentine. They try so hard to be metal while writing pathetic emo poseur cliché style lyrics. If I've offended anyone in here due to my opinion, dearest apologies but each to his/her own.

That song was on constantly on the radio in Australia ARGHH!!!

oh man that use to piss me off, im so happy they don't play it very often anymore but now they have good Charlotte's get your hands of my girl. Song which is worse