I go pray with him, and to him, is that good enough ? he watches over me when I sleep, so I don't have to worry about anything, and he touched me on the inside , do you want to be touched on the inside ? :)

remember Jesus love you more than you can imagine, and I am not being perverted about it either

so how was playing the fsm ? did he touch you too much ?

I don't want Jesus to touch me inside... that's just gross. I don't do necrophelia.
FSM made your god to keep passions running, face it.

how do you get that it is necrophilia ?

Jesus is a dead dude. Sexual acts with a dead dude is necrophelia.

no Jesus is alive, and you are dead.. dead in your sins... and I wasn't talking about sexual acts anyways even though I known what necrophilia is

You were talking about a zombie touching you and watching you sleep.
That's kinda necrophelia.

well I died with Jesus, I am crucified with Jesus, so we are both dead, and alive at the same time, and about the only type of touching that goes on is holding hands, and that not in a sexual manner

Sure it is.

I read a great quote today that should speak greatly to your logic.
"I don't believe in evolution. I know why evolution is true."

I thought you believed you were created by the fsm, ? why are you now saying you believe in evolution ? do you think fsm created everything by evolution ?

I repeat: I do not believe in evolution. I know why evolution is right.
And yes, the Flying Spaghetti Monster used evolution.

what did fsm evolve from ?

He didn't evolve, he created evolution! Duh!

are you sure he isn't a evolving god ? because every picture I see of him is different , so who created fsm then ?

Every picture I see of your god is different. The interpretations by weak mortals isn't nescessarily the truth. My god is the one and only!
Yours is just a scam to make you abandon logic and reason.
No one created The Flying Spaghetti Monster, He created everything!

strange that you don't regard your god enough to capitalize his title like God, and yet you call your self a true believer, if you don't respect your god, how do you expect me to respect him ? lol

I capitalize his name, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. I would only capitalize god if his name was unknown.

that still don't sound very respectful to me, and my God's name is known and we still caps his title God. so why don't you do the same? it just goes to show your not a true believer ....lol

If you know it, tell me, what is it?
I am a true believer indeed - whether or not I capitalize his name is irrelevant, it is my actions in real life that matter.

my God's name is Yeshua , and do you eat pasta every day like a true believer and do you have a idol of him set up in your house ??

Where exactly did you get that?
Do you eat dry, crappy chips and drink poor wine every day?

So.. it's not dedicated to the FSM.. but I have an alter in my room...

http://i.imgur.com/hZff6.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zs3Ak.jpg

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