I do not, for the fabric of the universe is unrelated to my cooking skills.
Of course I can, I was just exaggerating. I can cook basic things, just nothing too advanced. Nor can I be bothered making a Baked Alaska or other such things.

i wonder if i can grow some pot that looks like pasta lol , would you try it ? i can cook a few things , but how do you know what the fabric of the universe is ? and you have learned how to cook everything related to pasta right ?

I have not learned to cook everything related to pasta, no. I am merely human, not The Noodly One.
I do not know what exactly the fabric of the universe is - other than pasta. But I know it is unaffected by my cooking skills.
No, I would never try pot. I don't do pot. Never have, never will.

and here I thought you were a prophet of the noodly one, so black pasta is what the universe is made out of ? so you would never do pot ? well I don't do it anymore either, but are you sure you wouldn't like to have a plant that looks like fsm ? although it can be grow maybe out of a pot plant that doesn't have any thc in it

I am not a prophet, I am merely a worshipper of Him.
And no, I would never do pot.

awe I thought you were a prophet or a seer of some sort, well very well then, worshiper you mean ? and would you call yourself a slave to your religion ? or fsm ?

I am no slave, I am simply a worshipper of the one true deity.
Why are you Jesus' slave?

I'm no longer a servant I am a son of God, although I share the gospel and stuff out of love, which is the reason why I'm so passionate about it. The thing is I worship by giving thanks, and I go to church for fellowship with the brethren. I sing songs because I'm either happy, or sad. Do you sing songs ? what are some of them? Also what do you consider religion? I want to tell you I love you, and bless you, and hope you well, and hope you change for the better. Are you really gothic ?

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If you are not a slave to your god or your Jesus, what makes you think I am a slave?
I do not sing any religious songs, no.
And thank you, despite your vague "please convert", it is nice to know you wish me no ill fate.
Am I really gothic? Well, I don't listen to very much of the music, so I am guessing no. I am closer to being a metalhead in truth.

because i preach for different reasons than you do, and you call your self a worshiper and yet you don't sing ? do you even go to a fsm shrine or anything ? and i listen to some christian goth bands, does that make me gothic ?

The Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't work like that.

how can you say he doesn't ? i thought you wasn't a fsm prophet ?

He doesn't demand songs and handholding, He just asks that we believe in Him.

and how do you believe in him ? then ? do you have to abandon all logic and thinking ?

You mean like Christianity?

no because Christianity tells you how to believe

And that's not abandoning logic and thinking? I rest my case.

no it isn't it's just teaches you how to believe, although unlike fsmism , it doesn't try to brain wash you, i rest my case

If anything tries to brainwash you, it's a religion that teaches you how to think, pray, sing, act, eat and tells you that if you defy it, you will suffer forever.

the religion I follow doesn't tell you , that you will suffer forever unless you refuse to accept Jesus by getting saved, once you do that, there is no chance that you ever will suffer forever

BourbonBoy, would it be totally inappropriate for me to declare my undying love for you now?

oh no timeless , your gay? also does the fsm joy monster ride in a pasta strainer to deliver gifts ? instead of a slay ?

Sleigh you mean? And no, no more than Jesus brings presents.
Also, I am about tired of this thread now, so this is likely to be my last post in it. It's gone on for about a year, but now it bores me :p