100. Materials Required:

(5) Shopping carts
(2) Display tables
(1) Children's bike (from the toys section)
(1) Saw (from hardware/garden section
(1) helmet (if you're a blubbering vagine)
(5) people

Location: In the space in front of the cash registers

2 people set the carts up side by side, 2 people saw the legs off the display tables, and set them to the sides of the carts as ramps.

The last guy is the stunt man. Everyone else cheers, "Evel! Evel! Evel! Evel!"

Epic Superbike moment ensues.

Nice one, now look for the home depot thread.

By the way, I think I cum a little when you post.

Actually, I haven't gotten kicked out yet because I haven't been caught. I put a six pack of good beer in my cart then go around the store and drink a couple. I use a straw. Just sit the six pack in the top part of the cart, open a beer and suck it down. Just make sure you go down an empty isle. If you keep the straw hidden they can't see you drinking or tell what you're doing.

brilliance

101(becuase I can). Attempt to polevault over as many aisles as possible while inside a shopping cart. Make it a goal to land on someone.