Could send you a vibrator if that will preoccupy you enough to stop posting.

What happened? I thought this was the 'tits tits tits' thread!

I'm assuming you're pissed at me because I threw an erudite rebuke your way at some point or other and made you look like a total dick, but I genuinely can't remember who you are.

And so it is =D



(o)(o) Breasts (Tits, Sweater Bunnies)

(+)(+) Fake Silicone Breasts

(*)(*) High nipple breasts

(@)(@) Big nipple breasts

(.)(.) Small nipple breasts

o o A cups

{O}{O} D cups

(oYo) Wonder bra breasts

(v)(v) Cold breasts

(Q)(O) Pierced breasts

(p)(q) Hanging tassels breasts

(q)(d) Spinning tassels breasts

(-)(-) Flat against the shower door breasts

Come on then which ones are you? I'm

(@)(@)...sort of, plus {O}{O} and at the moment bloody (v)(v) !!!!

Well...that wasted a minute or so...now back to the cherries *nom*

This is my favorite Catch post of all time! Love the way you think Catch.

I have no man boobs.

So, this is so dumb.

Just from the way you have posted, I would be inclined to say that you likely oppress your ladies by doing such things as wanting to hold hands all the time, and likely are always willing to do what they want and when they want.

If a woman wanted a dildo she could just buy one, most women like a real dick over a FAKER!!!

From what I can tell the only difference between you and a dildo is that dildo's take batteries, and well you probably cry alot too.

Typically I love breast's especially, but i must say I absolutly love when,................. (-)(-)

oh yeah.

Shower + Girl(s) = mucho bueno senior

hahahaha that was great

I don't appreciate the a cups thing, jerk

What A cup thing?

As a side note: why do the D's have points on the side and such large nipples?

Cause it's ASCII art 8-p

And it's not original, that list is all over the net...with the exception of

(q)(d) Spinning tassels breasts

which was my last minute idea and "sweater bunnies" which is my wife's fav term for breast.

I've only ever seen ( o )( o ) as D's, never {O}{O}, most likely because the latter doesn't actually resemble boobs at all.

True, I only claim (q)(d).

Haha, I am reminded of Elvira.

Hah! I was reminded of Elvira too!
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...attoo_400x.jpg

Here's the famous tassel scene where Elvira puts her ample ... er, talents ... on display.

BTW, in the 1982 edition of her fan newsletter, The Elvira Examiner, we discovered that Elvira was born near her mother; her sign was "Stop"; she was tall enough to reach the floor; heavy enough to fill her costume; and when a fan asked her if "They were real?" she responded "Of course, they're real, Darling, these are my real nails. Did you think they were made of silicone?"

... because it amused me.

Hold the front page! Ben Lahnger is posting about sex!

I've always wondered how that was achieved....now I see it seems to be the shoulder wiggling. Which I can't get the hang of at all as I am poorly co-ordinated for things like that >.< No tassle twirling for me.

You miserable little man. The 17 posts before mine had a sex reference, I follow up in kind and and you think you have to make that statement. Since I know it's been a while since I posted something about sex, and I've posted a lot since then, you've been camped out waiting for the opportunity to shout how sex obsessed I am and this is what you pick?

You're the one who looks like he has a problem. You're so repressed it makes MY balls ache.

OP needs a bigger schlong.

i like them big but i dont want to drown in them. they are a flashy sales pitch like a car with a super charger and a nice paint job. your alwayes more attracted when they are bigger but they are very rarely a selling point.for me atleast

People here just don't have any dignity. The guy you were hitting on is no longer posting.

Don't give up! It's like the old question "How do you get to Carnegie Hall?"...Practice, practice, practice...

What is this "dignity" you speak of?