You mean you're addicted to blood?
I don't like you.

I have a light sensetivity that gives me unbearable migraines upon exposure to bright lights so I try to stay in the darkness as much as possible or at least have my sunglasses on at all times.

When I'm not sleeping in my own bed (IE: in the car on the way back from a trip or on someone's couch) I tend to curl up into the tiniest ball I can make myself into.

I also have a napoleon like complex so I'm constantly surrounding myself with people that are taller than me, I want a HUGE lifted truck that I'll need a ladder to climb into and I sometimes wear platform boots our into everyday life.

more to come.....

I giggle a lot..

A LOT.


Ask Solumina. :p

no, just a little AB- every now and then

Every now and then is right.. AB negative is the rarest.
And what exactly makes AB any different than say.. O?

We definitely have some crazy fuckers on here.. >_>

I'm O-. Wooo universal donor!

I have AB neg. I'm pretty great, eh?

People say I have a thing where I raise one eyebrow, but I don't do it consciously as far as I know.

O positive for me. :p

The difference is the amount of blood cells.

Not really.. it's the composition of the blood cell.
Perhaps you should stop now, before you make yourself look like even more of an idiot.

No it isn't, you jackass. It's the presence or absence of certain antigens.
You suck hardcore.

Thank god for you, Underwater Ophelia. If it weren't for people like you, people with the balls to dislike those who are addicted to blood, Count Dracula would have taken over the world.

That was a very poorly constructed joke/insult.
Try again sometime, hmm?

Oooh.. sounds like some one is in a foul mood.. :p
But.. I wonder if the twit could even wrap her/his mind around Rh factor.

"I'm a vampire! I know nothing about blood whatsoever, but.. I'm COOL! Because I'M A VAMPIRE!"

:D

Well, I eat with my hands, I do not care if my breasts are hanging out, I count things obsessively, as I am obsessed with mathematics, I do not let anybody touch my computer, I let my two-year old cousin play with my gemstones, crystals, porcelain figurines and jewellry, my hands twitch a lot, I am obsessed with beauty, so I have gotten used to sleeping with lots of makeup and jewellry on, I like to wear buddhist rosaries, even though I am a Secular Humanist, I am little missy perfect who does not fuck or lie or steal or drink, I am very emotionally unstable, I have a habit of cutting my own hair, I like to shave my body, even if it is not hairy, I have a phobia of certain kinds of paper, I am very mean to dorky guys that hit on me... ...Shall I continue?

and no, by "little missy perfect" i do not mean i am a flawless individual

That is one of the dumbest "jokes" that I have read in awhile...jesus.

Of course you are "emotionally unstable" Signe, you unique and delicate flower, you.
And no, you shall NOT continue.

I didn't intend it as an insult, but regardless I will try again:

What do you call a hollow, ultimately meaningless triumph over reanimated corpses with a taste for human blood?
A VAMPYRRHIC VICTORY.

Don't even try telling me that isn't grade A vampire humor right there.

When I think deep about anything, I tend to have a hard look on my face. People tend to think that I am mad or something. So nobody talks to me.

I remembered another one!!!
I have to look at the time, like constantly. My life is based around what time it is. :P

Hey, you, you can go fuck yourself, I am a serious, mature person with some really bad trouble in life, I do not need you to mock me, go fuck yourself.