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Seriously guys. You need to just stay away from Goth chicks after two weeks anyway.
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Mine turned out well. I even married her after a few years.
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I have a goth girl who's been out with me for years. We're in love.
And, she has ample breasts, as well.... You know what's fun? Watching a girl lose weight, and her body re-allocates itself like Star Trek or some shit.... So they actually get bigger! It's awesome. They're perfect, though... Did I say earlier it's more the cleavage type that gets me? And Catch has managed to turn me on no less than eight times with no more than two sentences, what does that mean? [IN ADVANCE TO THE ASSHOLE WHO WILL REPLY TO THAT: Fuck you, you are a consentingly incestual homosexual horse-lover who got the cops called for banging your neighbor's dog, son, and daughter.] |
That was uncalled for... and slightly inappropriate.
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I CLOSED MY EYES AND I SLIPPED AWAYYYYY!!!
Yeah! btw...smurfs fucking?! I want that video LOL |
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Title? What fucking title? Who the hell uses titles......?
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I wish I had the ability to distinguish between the appropriatness of licking nipples and other natural bodily functions, like normal people.... I guess I'm a freak-o......... boy.... what a bummer. =( |
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i have nothing to do with these other girls
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Oh relax, it's all in fun. Ain't nothin' but bitchin' going on all the time on GNet anyway, it's just a way to chill. What I meant was that it only took some very breif statements. I just haven't responded very much to most other girls(save a small few) since I got committed.
Also, I'm not TRYING to be funny, for anyone's benefit but my own at least... Should I tell more jokes? It really comes on the spur of the moment... Anyway, why am I so exhausted? and why can my girl drop a cup size when it's too cold outside? Where does it all go? |
Wow, I knew men's gems shrivel, but haven't heard that about women's.
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And dude, what are you doing to her while it's "too cold outside?"
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Boobs don't shrink when cold, they just perk up.
On a related note: it was so cold in the bathroom at work that when I went to wash my hands I noticed that my nipples were hard enough to see through both my shirt and bra, I'm still not sure how that was even possible but damn they need to fix the heat. |
Its not that uncommon, happens if I wear a white bra. I did find these bras the other day that come with little flower designs over where the nipples go to stop that from happening.
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It wasn't so much that you could see through my clothing, the bra is completely opaque (cotton with a thin layer of padding, which I generally like because it prevents this particular problem) as is the shirt, they were just that hard.
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I guess its just colder here, we see that all the time.
Funny hard nipple story: I grew up with a guy so gullible that my sister convinced him that she had no nipples, they got so cold they fell off. Its a condition call nippleitis. |
Nipples would have to be like diamond hard to actually change cup size.
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Saya - He believed they fell off? ROFL
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awww it so sad i cant get a goth girl...... THATS WHAT THEY DO they fuck you up. There fucked up iam fucked up were all fucked and who FUCKING cares.
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Not me.
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so your perfect all is good in your life a normal person with no problems
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