Then I'll up the magical ante and ask that all members have self control.

Damn it, I'm the chef here.

Molly...pass me that rat poison.

I'm making DeathChii a little snack.

I don't sleep much at all, so I'm perfect for it!

For some reason, I now want to be the butler, wandering around and serving everyone. In a full tux with tails of course.

you just want to kill someone.

Awwww, you guessed in advance that the butler did it! I need a better cliche.

If you have the same suit size as me I can led it to you, I have most of the means for a tailcoat tuxedo. Just no bowtie.

A butler?

What would everyone else be, if I'm a cook, and Humane is a butler?

I'd deliver the pizza.

We never experience other people. We only experience perceptions of people.
Our perceptions of other people in this forum have as much authority as our perceptions of other people in real life, in regards to reality.

I wouldn't waste my breath, Jillian. We aren't real. I just learned that I'm actually a chatbot for G.net.

Pizza? What about the Chinese? (The only thing I don't know how to make)

If you're a bot, does that make you the computer for the G-net house?

No, you're thinking of ArtificialOne. I am just a chatbot. Kinda like an android programmed for good conversations.

He wouldn't be a very nice computer. I wonder if he'd freeze on purpose just to be annoying.

So...are you the house whore then? (Good conversation and all)

What's with the talk of ArtificialOne?
I like him.

As do I. He's very smart. I just think he'd enjoy having a laugh at our expense.

What would you be Jillian?

....No. Just conversation.

I'm not sure how to define that. I guess companion?

I suppose it doesn't really matter. I'm just bored and speculative.

OK, we can have the Chinese deliver the damned pizza. Do you always have to be so fucking avant-garde?

Yeah, I believe he posted a while ago about not being on the forum for a while. Nothing dramatic, just a move, I think. He'll be back. I took his wallet.

EDIT-

I get what you are saying on pervceptions, alomst if the eye of th beholder. Bu tyou can only perceive what I would give away either willingly or unwittingly. It's a conversation in and of itself where neither party realizes that are tapped.

I was not stated that we are not human, but that the "people" we are on-line are not, in *most likelyhoods* authentic.

I think the Island should be shaped like a half-moon or something else similar...

And Humane, of course you can become the Butler.... so long as you stay away from the cook's cleavers.

An island shaped like a black hole... so dense, nothing intelligent can escape...

So dense it sucks in intelligence and various forms of intelligent convosation.

I gothic.net were a real place, I'd be up on murder charges...

And traps us here. So cold, so bitterly alone.