Somewhere in Time.







The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess. But, he's pretty sure you're fucked.

e_e's favorite movie.



"Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker."

The usual suspects.





You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But, only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!"

Uh Fernis...Granny already did that one...

Oooh, in yo face!

oh godammit. Sorry, people.

How about this one, then?




"I'll bet she's not a real blond. "

"How dare you say that about an officer of the United States Army, sir."

http://eelmaa.narod.ru/braveheart/dialog/20.wav


i'm a little braveheart crazy right now. it'll pass.

Mash The Movie..

Hawkeye is still pretty friggin cool..

Oh and E_E, Braveheart is still one of the top best movies ever.


"You, pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scum-bag, fuck-faced, dickhead, asshole!"

:wink:

A fish called wanda


"You set'em up, i'll knock'em back Lloyd"
"Bourbon, white mans burden Lloyd, white mans burden."

The Shining!

Great pick DCreep!

"Do you know how many uncharted islands there are in this ocean?

I don't know, two?"

Deep Rising


God is a luxury I can't afford.

~ Judas Rosenthal
"Crimes and Misdemeanors" by Woody Allen

....

"I'm dead.. and I move!"

The Crow




"Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. Balls. You got that?"

Scarface

"If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right. I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, to, cause I'm crazy."

UHF

"I didn't ask for a shrink - that must've been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn't mine."

Punch Drunk Love

"It was sweet... I don't think she could've got his finger off in one bite, though. That part seemed a little farfetched." (required viewing for any gothic,net member)

May
i loved that movie


"Not directly. Technically Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn."

Airplane II: The Sequel. Both of those movies are hilarious, way funnier than any of the spoofs that followed.

You have pretty cool taste tekajo. Not just movies, in general.

"Listen, and listen well. I really like the band N-Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe 'A boom-boom chiky chiky boom-boom a boom-boom chiky chaka chaka cho cho' By the way, you must beware of Betty's iron claw. They are sharp, and they hurt. And beware his song about big butts, he beats up while he plays it! "

i KNOW ive heard that entire "Nsync...Harpo" spiel before...cause i recall busting a gut laughing so hard. but memory fails me.

off topic..kinda....for some odd reason, i thought May was hot...even when she had her friend "Amy" laying next to her..i still wanted her.

Here's another hint then...

"I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My ass. Nyah, haha, haha, haha, ENOUGH.
"

Odd you should say that (and I agree) because her, and that movie, coined a new term: "May Hot" (or "May Cute").
She's not a supermodel, but she's May Cute

I think every gothiteer here could relate to that movie, up until the third reel...

kung pow.

(i love the way that guy's head drops as soon as bruce's fist hits his balls in your avatar. i've sat and watched that for, like, ten minutes straight.)


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---------, what is best in life?

to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.

that is good.
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Conan- The Destroyer, innit?

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"I got kicked out of university after delivering a brilliant lecture on the aggressive influence of German philosophy on rock and roll entitled "You, Kant, Always Get What You Want"."

Hedwig and the Angry Inch



The head of the sexually aroused adult gobbler can change into a variety of shades of red, white and blue. Yeah, it's a very patriotic bird.

The dangerous lives of alter boys





Did I ever tell you about the guy who taught his asshole to speak?

Naked Lunch




What are you looking at, nerd? I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche bag, but that's in Ohio.