Bhahahahaha I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat.!!!

bwahaha evil genius thinking

POOR JEFF.
it's his loss for not taking up on the spoon :}

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/02/04/aliens.jpg


Now before everyone starts sayin I'm coocoo for cocopuffs, I just wanna say that I'm not one of those tin foil head asshats, but this is a picture of an alien spacecraft. aka NASA cover up:

Quote "what Hubble saw indicates that P/2010 A2 is unlike any object ever seen before. At first glance, the object appears to have the tail of a comet. Close inspection, however, shows a 140-meter nucleus offset from the tail center, very unusual structure near the nucleus, and no discernable gas in the tail. Knowing that the object orbits in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter, a preliminary hypothesis that appears to explain all of the known clues is that P/2010 A2 is the debris left over from a recent collision between two small asteroids. If true, the collision likely occurred at over 15,000 kilometers per hour -- five times the speed of a rifle bullet -- and liberated energy in excess of a nuclear bomb."
I hate to tell you how to do your job, NASA, but you're really stabbing yourself in the crotch here... Think about it: you're losing funding and getting projects cut left and right. Because nobody gives a shit about space. But if this was, in fact, an alien spacecraft, then....see where I'm going with this? (Fake another moon landing)

hahaha hahahaha hahahaha you should become an entertainer, jin :}

Sooooo scientists should make science more entertaining to make money?

Well, it killed journalism, why shouldn't we also kill the credibility of science?

Tiger Woods is scheduled to come out of seclusion on Friday to speak publicly after three months of silence. I say, if he sees his shadow, it'll mean six more weeks of meaningless golf.

I would devour Christina Hendricks. I mean, damn. I would maim for that body. Such magnificently exaggerated breasts and hips, such a tiny waist by comparison. *And* she is representing the inexplicably neglected hotness of the ghost-white/ flame-haired visual combination. As my gentleman would say, "nom".

Unrelated to the above, why the hell does my housemate's alarm go off at 5.30am when she doesn't leave the house till at least 7.30 if not 8am?

With all my vocabulary I am at an utter loss to think of a word that aptly describes the impenetrable depths of your stupidity.




Fucktard comes to mind, though.

Awesome!!! fucktard is a fun word to say!

Yay! The fucktard is amused with being called a fucktard!

Yay *bounces around*

i'm still laughing at this

^_^ I kno it's hilarious......................

Thanks Ben, and Ophelia.

I finally picked out a ring on Tuesday and now it is sitting on my finger. It looks rather pretty and elegant.

Engagement ring?

What's the special occasion? :)

SOD, you're welcome.

Solumina, I've said congratulations before, but I am tickled that you have the ring now. Even though it was official before, this makes it just a little more real, eh?

Who's the lucky guy?

You know Ben I didn't think it would but it does.

Flower: Jake is a wonderful guy I met the summer before we both started university, about four and a half years ago. I don't think either of us really expected it to become anything serious but I guess we were just such a perfect match that we couldn't help falling in love.

We got engaged back in May but he knows how picky I am so he let me pick out my own ring. It took me a while to find something that I loved but I really do think it is perfect so it was worth the wait.

That's amazing. Congratulations!!

I'm very happy to hear that you are engaged to the person you love. Meeting the right person doesn't happen often! I'm impressed that he understands you so well; knowing that will make you happy if you picked your own ring :}

I wish you and Jake all the best in the future!

This guy keeps trying to add me on MSN and offering to be my slave. Scrub my floors ect and has a shoe fetish. GO AWAY! I have a mop and bucket and a shoe rack so I don't need a bloody slave.

I was told that I have "man arms" as if that is something bad. Hilarious.

It is time for sleep for I have to work the early shift again *sigh* two more days and then I get a day off (perhaps two, we still haven't gotten our schedule for next week). Good night gnet!

I wonder under what name Tha Duckman will come back.