*Sigh*

Just be glad you now know Scotland exists, you'd be eaten alive in Glasgow otherwise. Literally. *Chomp, spit, repeat*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland

Now, read about it. Homework's due in on Wednesday.

Yeah, she would. I'd still love to see her trying to tell someone in a Scottish pub that Scotland doesn't exist. ;) Let me grab my umbrella to shield myself from the flying blood and guts.

Unfortunately, though, in her defense, many Americans are ignorant of foreign affairs, including basic geography. My own father thought Scotland was where Wales is until I corrected him, and the only reason I know is I did my own research because I'm interested in the UK.

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm kind of glad some people care enough to correct other people. Though you guys could be a little gentler...

Personally, the Scotland argument was a little too much for me.
But hey, I'm one of the top arguers here, who am I to judge?

We got so off topic with this post... but I normally do this for some odd reason.

Not thinking Scotland existed anymore is just ignorant, not retarded. If a foreigner thought California didn't exist and was just part of America, I would forgive them.

And the linking or quoting of dictionary entries is extraordinarily condescending, by the way.

[quote=HumanePain] Scientists do have more than a foggy idea. You seem to be misinformed (actually, I would say you are UNinformed) :

Because you said so boastful ignorant, and whatever you say is true, because you said so! EVOLUTIONIST BIG EXPLOSION SCIENCE FOR YOU!

Because you said so boastful ignorant, and whatever you say is true, because you said so! EVOLUTIONIST BIG EXPLOSION SCIENCE FOR YOU! Deluded much? Look up the word "evidence" and "opinion" and "gullible moron who enjoys blabbing the feelings of his heart rather than actually checking the facts".

Cuz ye said so, and whatever ye say is true, cuz ur you.

Dumb blind ignorant, are you so stupid as to not know that many people believe a thing because a majority believes it? How can you not know that obvious fact? It's because you are stupid and obsess on your own opinions and in your delusion, thing you are super wise, and can't be taught anything.

You said it, so I believe it! What a hypocrite you are. E-V-I-D-E-N-C-E, SHOW IT, DON'T JUST TALK ABOUT IT.

CURZ YE SAY SO. It don't work that way fake wise man. And what the hell does LOYALTY have to do with it hypocrite? Oh yeah, I forgot, you love hypocrisy, not loyalty.

Bcuz ye said so. Is that all you can do? Make insults and mere claims? And pretend that no scientist is a creationist you history ignorant? Learn the history of science, it didn't come about because of boastful ignorant morons likes yourself.

Dummy, look up the meaning of faith, it doesn't mean BLIND FAITH. Dummy.

Yeah, because you said so.

[quote=HumanePain]No one said it was moron, escept boastful idiots like Francis Collins who claims it's compatible with the Big Bang Theory while making that same false claim that creationists turn it into a scientific book. And moron, do fossils have a "can be used as scientific evidence" stamp on them? No idiot, neither does the Bible have to have that stamped on it. Stop babbling things that no one is saying, stop lying idiot.

So live it, don't just talk about it. HINT: DO NOT LIE. And moron, "a guidebook for living" does not negate the fact that it says what happened in history you idiot. Some follower of Jesus you are when you nullify the word of God with empty claims and "it's a guidebook for living folks, whatever da heyall dat means!"

Speaking of scientific evidence, can you show scientific evidence for any for a big explosion uh (how many billions of years ago this time?) that happened and that billions of years later, planets and stars appeared by um, acculating gases and whatever (lol) and then magically, a living thingy, and SIMPLE one (according to the moron who came up with evolution and other confused gullible morons after him), and that this SIMPLE, oh so simple lil lifeform, magically could replicate itself too folks, and on and on the magic went till you had a fish, and a walking fish, and then... fast forward to billions of missing fossils later, and billions of other evidences necessary to believe this stupid fairy tale, and you had beautiful people with complex emotions, who love music, sex, hunting, art, exploring, and on and on. I don't think so fraudulent fairy-tale spreader. There is evidence however that all that nonsense is false, besides the Bible, try finding the massive amount, from creation scientists (yes there is such a thing ignorant one, and there are many of them, with greater intelligence than you clearly) on the answers in genesis website, among others. If you can't bear to read, omg evidence from creationists (it's a sin!) learn probablity theory, so that you rbabbling mouth stops pouring out stupid fairy tales based on faith and false evidence you didn't bother to verify.

Hence our dislike of lazy-minded ignorants like yourself, who think they know something, but are truly dumb time wasters who can't be bothered to study and learn the basic definitions of words, or remember them.

Shut up already insult machine.

Well, I must say, that was an incredibly retarded post. Seriously. My eyes began to bleed. Now if you'll excuse me, I dropped a lens. And not of the contact variety.

You bitch about someone's argument, claiming that he merely forces us to trust him "because he says so!!!!11!1!eleven!!" (which he doesn't, as he points to numerous evidences and authoritative facts)
But your whole argument was just that?
So we're supposed to believe he's an idiot.
Why?
Could it be because...


you said so?

*facepalm* Its just annoying that this thread is 7 pages long, a lot of evidence was presented, but he says "Wherz teh eivdence?!!!!"

Besides, even the king of the Christians is down with evolution, apparently.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26747166/

Haha! That was funny!

Creationism is flawed from the word go.

Well actually I hate to break it to the silly creationist, but what amounts to random noise, thought to be the echo of the Big Bang is currently used in certain methods for random encryption. My apologies for confusing the creationist with big words.

In case Knight returns I'm going to ask him something.
Dude, please answer me this question:

Among creationists, how do you guys explain the redshift of galaxies?

Pretty much. In the end everyone ends up scratching their head
in confusion.

He'll probably say something like Sarah Palin said about the fossil record when she was spouting her religiously blinded nonsense about how evolution is a lie: "Fossils were put on Earth to test mankind's faith in God."

I hate that woman

That's "God fucking with you" as Bill Hicks said.

Why does God fuck with you? BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU, OF COURSE.

I would fuck Sarah Palin.

But wouldn't be able to put up with her bullshit (That's when a gag can be your ears best friend)

Ew, why? She looks like a man in drag.

So that way I could say I fucked the Government for once.

The funniest argument along those lines that a creationist actually told me once was "Satan put the dinosaur bones there to confuse us." Curse that pesky Satan guy. Guess that means dinosaurs are really dismembered hellbeasts.

Well HumanePain was wrong about one thing the earliest dinosaur so far discovered come from rocks that have been dated at 225 million years ago. I know its just me being picky.

My uncle believes that the dinosaurs died out because they couldn't fit on Noah's Arc.

Tru dat.


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