I have a small head(no not that one...) and hence hats don't fit me. It sucks cause sometimes there's hats I like too!

And god knows your hair is teh shit...seriously! ;]

Hats aren't for everyone I guess.

This. I do very very occcasionally ( when the occasion merits it ) wear my top hat. But it is the only hat I am able to wear that doesn't make me look really odd. Hats in general just don't suit me at all. My mother has the same problem.

Mahogany brown faded hair dye. It looks so cheap...
(Ok, maybe with green/blue eyes and a very nicely done extreme cut. If its not faded. Maybe.)

Made in china fingerless fishnet half gloves in neon colors. On almost every young teenage girl. No.

And the last one. The Holy Symbol of Uberkitsch. Sooo sweet. I' going to get diabetes if people keep wearing this crap.

http://www.drmartens.hu/images/dmmodslace14eye_l.jpg

They crush my fringe too, but I just wear hat all day.
Occasionally I'll bust out my giraffe ears.

Coontails. No just no

Oh thank god. I thought those were the most retarded things I'd ever seen. Then again I'm biased to anything that's on a 15 year old girl posing in her underwear with a hello kitty necklace broadcasting her skank-ass self all over the net. When I see ho shit like that on the internet it makes me not want to get too close to the screen, lest I be assaulted by an offensive odor.

Oh PS-to whoever said tall girls shouldn't wear big shoes-eff to the you. I'm 6 feet tall and I frequently don heels, creepers and the like. I look fucking sexy. Refrain from projecting your jealousy.

Pineapple_Juice: I found a pineapple t-shirt.

Another no no outside of a horse ranch is stirrup pants. They should not be worn for wandering around shopping. If you're going to horse riding, or coming back from horse riding, or some such related activity, fine, wear stirrup pants, but DON"T LET ME SEE THE STIRRUPNESS. I FUCKING HATE STIRRUP PANTS.
In fact, just spandex/cotton spandex leggings in general. I had thought that we humans had gotten them out of our system in the 80s and 90s. Apparently I had too much faith.

Also the Four Deadly Colour Combos: red and purple (even on women over 50), red and pink (Valentine's Day is not an excuse. It will never be undeadly), blue and green (should never be seen unless it's in the washing machine), and navy and black (even socks. Never mix!).

Haha, I disagree, LaBelleDame!

Hell yes! Tell it like it is!

Clear deodorant doesn't work for me or any of my black comrades!!
Shit...


*Runs and cries. :'(

Chyeah! Power to tall girls! :D