That, plus as you can see I'm both staggeringly beautiful and in possession of the largest beer known to man. What problem could possibly be big enough to ruin my boyish good looks with a frown? (Unless the situation calls for a dark & brooding pose - I can totlly work THAT shit. But even then I'm still smiling on the inside.)

Bahahahahhaha! At least you have some pride.

An answer to the "Why don't girls talk to me" whine:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...talk-to-me.gif

Naturally. My ass is like two peaches wrapped in a silk handkerchief.

Ben - That made me laugh xD And what's worse, a lot of guys would pull that and not think any more about it.

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ^_^