Shear the goats and trim the camels , spin wool and knit jumpers and hats for the Roos. Jobs a good un' :)

The only bird of prey angry enough to skull fuck a terrorist. Unfortunately, birds don't have tits... but that's okay. I'd rather be like a fighter jet made of biceps, anyway.

They do have very muscley breasts, though. Wouldn't be able to fly, otherwise.

Actually years ago back in the 70s, there were apparently several kangaroo hopping around my city. Nobody knows where they came from, and nobody knows where they went, they were never seen again.

Renatus - there are rumours here about panthers etc running around. I guess people had private zoos years ago and the animals were released for some reason or other.

But you'd think that with the limited gene pool, there would be mutant animals roaming around.

Hang on is that the theme to the Twilight zone I hear playing?

Saya Looks like you are going to be busy with the jumper knitting - goat fleece okay? Honeythorn will come over and spin it up. I'll bring over my knitting needles!

You should get implants.

I actually wouldn't mind getting implants if I could afford them. Nothing massive though, just 1-2 cup sizes and a bloody good lift :cool:

The goats need their coats or they'll freeze! This'll cost me a fortune in organic bamboo yarn.

Did I say slap? Because I meant cock punch.

One day, when you least suspect it.

Get some off the sheep in New Zealand! It's nice and temperate there ( no chilly ewes! ) and they have more sheep than people :)

You'll need ears on the hats and a pouch slit so the Joeys' can still peep out ;)

I think immediate and forcefully works better. Violence of action, you know?

Sell tickets to the cock punching - it will help fund the purchase of the yarn.

I deployed a nuclear device and the airbags deployed.

http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/x...h_cleavage.jpg

Wooters for hooters. <3 Airbags.

Versus - wish I could take credit but alas they are not mine, but they are very nice breasts. They would be mine if I could chose breasts off the shelf and the bra was rather nice too.

*wink*

Haha, okay.

Also, I'm digging that scrunching thing they do. Is that bra too small?

Well I guess it depends on the bra. She might be after that look of having them pushed up. I think it's the style of the bra that is making them look like they are trying to burst out of it.

If I was her, I'd be trying on the next cup size up.

okay here is another random photo.

http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/x...h_CIMG2963.jpg

LOLBOOBS

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...n/30gal003.jpg

( those are mine by the way )

HT - I like your bra. It's really pretty.

Cheers ^^ It's one of the very few H&M bras I own. People my size apparantly do not exist in H&M. Not in the underwear section anyway. Almost all their bras are an A and B cup in the branch near me. VERY annoying because they do have some nice ones in sometimes.

My real love is the longer line bustier type bras.

That is a pretty bra, I would just wear it around the house to look pretty. Due to the fact that I never wear bras for the actual purpose.

Honeythorn, what's that tattoo of on your forearm?

Also, you rock my socks off.

It reads " Darkness is a mystery of curves and lines " I do like my AFI - but only from STS backwards, not that new shite they've burped out .

There's a big green spider on the same arm, lower down near my wrist on the inside curve of the text :)

Indeed. I think when I get finished with maternity bras (which in the shops are really dull and dreary) I'll have to get some pretty bras.

I've been wearing maternity bras for the last two years and let me tell you, they are as dull as they come. In the shops it's all skin tones, no lace, nothing.

The last photo I posted is of my cleavage. I just don't like to admit to it, because Kontan said he didn't want to see ugly's boobs.

gguys we can't haev any nudity onthese forumns. lock it up.

I'm glad I wasn't around for a couple weeks when you said that. I may have said something inappropriate concerning your necklace.




But I guess after saying that, I might as well have, huh?;)