The fuck? More stalkers? Ew.

Oh God what the fuck have I done. By playing her game she's resorted to bringing me in the lunchline as she entices her fellow sixth graders on the importance of abstinence.

Why would she do that?
It's so wasteful.

I'm a 7th grader. I keep 6th graders as pets.

Very Christian love of you...

Meh. It's a 7th grade thing. When I was a6th grader, I was'nt a pet. I got adopted in as a 7th grader. But I have 2 6th graders. They follow me. It gets creepy after a while.

It's creepy indeed that you think seventh grade is the same as prison.
Goo ask your mommy to take you to Torrid while you listen to your 40 giga iPod and bitch that she doesn't get you.

And you're the dog of dogma. I mean have you even had the motherfucking Tony Robbins preaching of how to just "quit while you're ahead"? I mean I know you're in middle school (still trying to condemn your peers who are SO BELOW YOU) as pets.

You cannot win. At all.

The best you can do is wait for Jin to return and she teach you the proper ways of delusion. If there were any.

Lol. I did'nt say I thought 7th grade was prison. It's rather fun, really.

Awww man, I missed out on this!? Would've been the perfect chance to flex my newly gained theological muscles.

Why do people keep talking about the bible as if it's supposed to be understood as the literal word of God. That is the Koran. Different book. Different religion people.

Please tell me that you are pulling our collective chain, little one.

If there is some sort of creator-god person/thing, he/she/it used evolution to bring about the diversity of life on this pale blue dot. The theory of evolution exists because of observation of the natural world by highly intelligent and thorough people.

No one was out to disprove any religion, that wasn't the point then, and it isn't the point now. One thing to always keep in mind about science and the scientific process, is that it's purpose is to find truth through testing and verifying information. If one has a set agenda, this purpose is lost.

However, the journey of knowledge takes you where it takes you. There isn't a set destination or any sort of map beyond the point where others had gone before. It is truly one of the greatest adventures mankind has ever undertaken.

I encourage you to grab your hiking boots and set out, because the scenery is both strange and beautiful, the sight will change you forever.

http://researchpark.arc.nasa.gov/lec...ages/Earth.jpg

Go ahead. Flex your muscles. This conversation doesn't have to be over.

Oh I'm so happy this thread got bumped, I've been looking for an excuse to post this.

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j2...er/Jesus-1.jpg

WOW!! Jesus + Luck Dragon = WIN!!

Oh god, do I even want to begin calling on this example of pure stupidity?

So Alan, are you satisfied that the contributors to this thread eventually addressed the original post? The contradictions in the Bible? Even though Des kind of went into the weeds with his Orwellian burn the bible rant? I responded to it anyway. I think.

Nah, you don't need to explain why what I posted was stupid. Just post a facepalm meme and then write "yawn" when I reply later dumbass.

Are you an older member now returning?

I take offense to referring to my political views RE: Christianity as "Orwellian" or "Bible burning". I don't want to do either of those things.

No one is burning the Illiad. No one is herding worshippers of the Norse pantheon into camps, or outlawing the religious practices of Osiris cults.

What I'm talking about is peacefully moving society in a direction where they can at last give up basing social policy on the writings of some pissed-off desert nomads to whom a written language was the rough equivalent of the internet and who's minds would be utterly blown by concepts as advanced as indoor plumbing.

I am (in my own small way) doing this by pointing out just how insanely broken and barbaric such a belief system is.

The fact of the matter is, a law based upon reason is inherently better than the exact same law based on faith, and the sooner we give up killing each other over the Amazing Invisible Sky-man/ Incredible Dying-and-Coming-Back Guy, the sooner we can move on to killing each other over more reasonable things like skin color, or exploding dinosaur goop.

Bring it. One Corpsey is already pining for the Fjords, I wouldn't mind seeing what Corpsey 2: Christian Boogaloo has to offer.

God damn it. *gives Desp a bro pound*

We're the hydra of G.net.

Oh you have no idea HOW Orwellian Desp and I really are when it comes to Christianity. We want to kill your children, burn down every church, wipe the name of Christ from history, put any and all people who mentions the name of Christ to death and THEN... our final solution. Put every single Christian in a camp and fucking nuke them from orbit!

Oh my god, I'm going to fucking CUM ON YOUR ASHES!

You forgot: I also want to turn what children we don't kill gay.

All due to my obscene, unthinking hatred of a giant invisible man in the sky.

God damn it, the very THOUGHT of Christianity makes my mind burn with anguish!