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Beowulf 09-15-2006 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
I caught one! His name's xXBlackMiseryTearsXx. He's got terrible make-up on & stinks of fish.


Excellent work She_Is_My_Sin, Gothzilla`s caught wind of the fishy smell and is on his way, to your house for a quick snack, and then feed on Fred Durst !!!. :D

She_Is_My_Sin 09-15-2006 02:40 PM

I hope he's hungry because I'll serve the fishy goth with some chips, as a nice proper meal. :D

Beowulf 09-15-2006 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
I hope he's hungry because I'll serve the fishy goth with some chips, as a nice proper meal. :D


Dont forget the 10 gallons of ketchup !!! :D

She_Is_My_Sin 09-16-2006 12:32 PM

Well he ate the mini goth quickly, now let's start on Fred Durst!

BlackButterfly 09-17-2006 02:29 PM

Anything produced by any rap artist/group out of Memphis, TN (so far that I've heard...)

The all sound like a bunch of whorish, violent, destructive, idiotic pimp wanna-bes who can't read! This includes the females!

I like some rap (although I am OUTRAGEOUSLY picky about it, I do give it a chance... sometimes...) Unfortunately, my boyfriend and I have dramatically divergent tastes in music at times, so whenever I have to be exposed to his Memphis "artists" (term used very loosely), I develop an overwhemling urge to walk blindfolded into expressway traffic...

I also agree that "My Humps" and anything by Sean Paul is quite literally painful to listen to...

X_xkillmewithwords 09-17-2006 03:39 PM

OH MY GOD!!!! Wake Me Up Before You Go-gO!!!! by WHAM!. I HATE IT!!! If I'm not home, my lover will record it on my answering machine!! XP

She_Is_My_Sin 09-17-2006 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by X_xkillmewithwords
OH MY GOD!!!! Wake Me Up Before You Go-gO!!!! by WHAM!. I HATE IT!!! If I'm not home, my lover will record it on my answering machine!! XP

Might wanna check this out then....http://media.santoalt.com/HeinekenGoth.mov

X_xkillmewithwords 09-17-2006 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
Might wanna check this out then....http://media.santoalt.com/HeinekenGoth.mov

I would look at it.... if it showed.... It's blocked as "POTENTIAL VIRUS THREAT." Damn AOL..... >.> <.< **whacks compy** Anyways, thanks, but what is it?

BlackButterfly 09-17-2006 04:16 PM

It's a really funny Heineken commercial. Can you access youtube?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEqVqYNjwfQ

Godslayer Jillian 09-17-2006 04:28 PM

That's awesome!!!!!!!!!!:D

X_xkillmewithwords 09-17-2006 05:07 PM

Once again, no. I HATE the internet service.....

ViciouslyBeautiful 09-18-2006 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackButterfly

I also agree that "My Humps" and anything by Sean Paul is quite literally painful to listen to...

Those are. . actually, sometimes, my guilty pleasure. . wegegege :D

::whacking herself with a hammer-shaped balloon::

Just some of them. Some are truly annoying, I agree.
I hate cheesy songs by those boybands who cry over their girlfriends more.

Butterfly 09-18-2006 07:55 AM

I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned Sir Mix-a-Lot. "I like big butts and I cannot lie..." Or however that song goes.

Or maybe that one song that goes: "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel." I can't remember who does it or what it's called... But it's awful.

Butterfly 09-18-2006 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackButterfly
It's a really funny Heineken commercial. Can you access youtube?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEqVqYNjwfQ

Hahaha. That commercial cracked me up!

She_Is_My_Sin 09-18-2006 12:16 PM

Anything by Aaron Carter. Thankfully he hasn't had the nerve to release much into the U.K...

Aetheldreda 01-22-2007 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CreepyTendencies
That uber obnoxious B-A-N-A-N-A-S song. By Gwen Stefani? Maybe? It's crap like this that makes me avoid the radio at all costs.

Hollaback Girl.


Oh...and for me, worst song?

The Bum Bum Song by Tom Green.
Or Macarron Chacarron by El Mudo.

It's a bunch of hot chicks dancing around a man who is apparently retarded by the way he sings.

How else do you explain AHBULALBULBALUDABULADA as a song lyric? or Ualuealueualeuale or however you transliterate it?

Just watch the video on YouTube and you'll see what I mean.

Lurcita 01-28-2007 01:29 PM

none of you have mentioned the dreaded la la song from ashee simpson this
is a travesty! you know you hate it.

DarkHeartedDemoness 01-28-2007 01:33 PM

Ladies and gentlemen please,
Would you bring your attention to me?
For a feast for your eyes to see,
An explosion of catastrophe.

Like nothing you’ve ever seen before,
Watch closely as I open this door.
Your jaws will be on the floor,
After this you’ll be begging for more.

Welcome to the show,
Please come inside.
Ladies and gentlemen!

Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Ladies and gentlemen!

Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Ladies and gentlemen!

Ladies and gentlemen good evening,
You’ve seen and seeing is believing.
Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding,
Please check to see if you’re still breathing.

Hold tight cause the show is not over,
If you will please move in closer.
You're about to be bowled over,
By the wonders you’re about to behold here.

Welcome to the show,
Please come inside.
Ladies and gentlemen!

Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Ladies and gentlemen!

Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!

Welcome to the show..
(Welcome to the show)
We're glad you came alone..
(We're glad you came alone)
Please come inside.....
Ladies and Gentlemen!

Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Ladies and gentlemen!

Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Ladies and gentlemen!

Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Ladies and gentlemen!

Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!



Tell me that isn't the most terrible lyricism you've ever read?!

Draconysius 01-29-2007 08:41 PM

^ Yeah, but who is it? :p

For me, it's ANYTHING and EVERYTHING by HIM.
Also, that song "Lips of an Angel" by Hinder. What a pointless, shitty song! You think a guy cheating on his girlfriend is supposed to make a romantic song? What the hell is your problem?!

MotherofMercies 01-30-2007 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Darkfeeling
Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song

Fucking. Annoying.

NO! You just had to remind me!!!!



Disturbed, dropping plates. (At least that's what I think its called)

Johnny Gnar Gnar 01-30-2007 12:39 AM

"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" is definitly up there. The absolute worst, however, is......
"You put your left foot in . . .
You put your left foot out . . .
You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about!"

Ok, maybe not the worst song ever, but definity the most annoying to have stuck in your head!

Ink_of_souls 01-30-2007 05:25 PM

Lets not forget “Jennie In a Bottle”... My ears are bleeding now just thinking about that one.

And that damned song “SMACK THAT” oh lord I’ve heard that stupid thing so many times! And it just gets worse and worse every time.

Ictum 01-31-2007 02:46 AM

That "Ridin' Dirty" song, and of course, "Ohio Is For Lovers"...
I abhor Ridin' Dirty, how can those people make money from those shitsongs? Grrr.

Morrigan_Dubh 01-31-2007 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Butterfly
I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned Sir Mix-a-Lot. "I like big butts and I cannot lie..." Or however that song goes.

Or maybe that one song that goes: "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel." I can't remember who does it or what it's called... But it's awful.

Those two songs are brilliant! Pure genius! Especially Sir Mix-A-Lot. I mean, c'mon -

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun...
...So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her


And I find "Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang sexy. I've never admitted that to anyone before.

Worst song ever, ever? "Silent Eyes" - Aiden. Not only are the lyrics bad, bad, bad (romaticising self-harm) but the tune is mediocre and the vocals atrocious. The man is a pathetic poseur.

But i do love Google. When I was looking for the name of this song I entered "perfect sliced skin" and got a recipe for gravy:
6 large onions (about 1.2kg), finely sliced
100g-150g pork skin (you should be able to obtain this from a good butcher),


X''D Finely sliced pork skin

Ink_of_souls 01-31-2007 09:58 PM

Pardon but I like that Ridin' Dirty song it has a good beat.

Now I really don't like any of Chamillionares other songs but that ones not half bad.


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