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succubus,queenofvampires 02-22-2006 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
[sarcasm] This song rocks [/sarcasm]

"Photograph"

Why do they even do songs like that?The lyrics don't have any sense!

Beowulf 02-22-2006 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by WolfMoon
Actually if you feed birds alka seltzer they explode, or implode, I forget which. But it makes the audobans cry, that's what's important.

Since we probably won't be able to get Godzirra, we need to book BOC. Then we can blast NickelDark back where they came from. Yeah, you're fearin' the Reaper now aren't you?

\m/


How about sending Andrew Eldritch to destroy them ?

She_Is_My_Sin 02-22-2006 02:21 PM

I think in the end they'll kill themselves with their awful, awful music. & yes birds will explode if you feed them rice. Someone I know did it in their back garden & the bird flew past a little while later. Being unable to digest it, the birdy went bang-ish.
If Andrew Eldritch wanted to sort them out, that would be interesting...maybe there could be some way to merge him with Godzilla & destroy the SheepApes. Or else hopefully someone will create a huge vacuum cleaner & hoover them up. Now that really would be interesting!

Beowulf 02-22-2006 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
I think in the end they'll kill themselves with their awful, awful music. & yes birds will explode if you feed them rice. Someone I know did it in their back garden & the bird flew past a little while later. Being unable to digest it, the birdy went bang-ish.
If Andrew Eldritch wanted to sort them out, that would be interesting...maybe there could be some way to merge him with Godzilla & destroy the SheepApes. Or else hopefully someone will create a huge vacuum cleaner & hoover them up. Now that really would be interesting!


Absolutley,

The Andrew Eldritch/Godzilla hybrid would be called...

Gothzilla

No need for a giant vacaum cleaner, Gothzilla should be able incinerate them with his fire breath, or tread on them, unless the radioactivity on monster island has made them grow to monsterous proportions (40 stories high).

Just what would Gothzilla look like ? :)

She_Is_My_Sin 02-22-2006 03:05 PM

Well Gothzilla would be so goth he'd make The Rasmus shit their little babygoth pants. I think he'd go on a rampage if out of eyeliner. Even Justin in his spaceship from previous music videos won't destroy him. & I think I just discovered the true inspiration of 'Growing On Me' Genital warts. Oh dear lord.
'I can't get rid of you
I don't know what to do
I don't even know who is growing on who
'Cos everywhere I go you're there
I Can't get you out of my hair
I Can't pretend that I don't care - it's not fair

I'm (being) punished for all my offences
I wanna touch you but I'm afraid of the consequences
I wanna banish you from whence you came
But you're part of me now
And I've only got myself to blame

You're really growing on me
(Or am I growing on you?)
You're really growing on me
(Or am I growing on you?)'

Beowulf 02-22-2006 05:00 PM

Gothzilla Rawks...

Gothzilla would eat `The Rasmus` but would puke them up in terror hearing the SheepApes war cry, all over the Dorkness and Nickelkack, dissolving them in Gothzillas stomach acid and then go on a rampage looking for his gargantuan sunglasses which hide his...

To be continued... :)

She_Is_My_Sin 02-23-2006 01:29 PM

Which hide his...manboobs? Maybe he's let himself go a tad. I think I may have to dump another rubbish group into the Gothzilla's war path. Hmmm Ok Good Charlotte need to be destroyed as I think they are too teenage angst for mine & Gothzilla's tastes. Also they are a hideous looking band (especially those twins) & I'd really like to dump Limp Bizkit (or however you spell that) in thar too as Fred Durst is nearly as bad as Justin. Actually in league. I also think that grown men should never wear baseball caps backwards, unless they want to look like twats.

Beowulf 02-23-2006 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
Which hide his...manboobs? Maybe he's let himself go a tad. I think I may have to dump another rubbish group into the Gothzilla's war path. Hmmm Ok Good Charlotte need to be destroyed as I think they are too teenage angst for mine & Gothzilla's tastes. Also they are a hideous looking band (especially those twins) & I'd really like to dump Limp Bizkit (or however you spell that) in thar too as Fred Durst is nearly as bad as Justin. Actually in league. I also think that grown men should never wear baseball caps backwards, unless they want to look like twats.

<3`s She_Is_My_Sin,

Gothzilla with manboobs ?, must be all those gallons of snakebite he drinks, when sitting upon a hill getting drunk with the other monsters, trying to spot which cloud looks the most like Pete Murphy.

Grud Shatlotte hear Gothzillas monster footsteps and run into Ozz-zilla who picks each of them up and bites their heads off.

Limp Shitskit, on the other hand, stand frozen in terror as Gothzilla remembering the baked bean factory he ate the night before.....

To be continued... :)

She_Is_My_Sin 02-23-2006 02:09 PM

Ooooh lethal! I <3 you too Beowulf!
http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/4...eddurst9jl.jpg
I think I'd give Gothzilla the A Ok to shit in his mouth & force him to eat it. The look on his face says he's wantin' it. The tart.

Beowulf 02-23-2006 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
Ooooh lethal! I <3 you too Beowulf!
http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/4...eddurst9jl.jpg
I think I'd give Gothzilla the A Ok to shit in his mouth & force him to eat it. The look on his face says he's wantin' it. The tart.


Hmmm (goes into Kevin Smith mode)

And then Gothzilla would make him eat it, then shit it, then eat it again, then Gothzilla would throw a lighted match on to the whole mess...

KER-BOOM

The volatile cocktail of Gothzilla`s stomach Gasse`s and the stench of burning Durst, creates a violent and highly explosive chain reaction...

To be continued...

She_Is_My_Sin 02-23-2006 02:34 PM

Fred Durst has officially been killed with shit by Gothzilla. *crack knuckles* Righty-o who's next? Justin ain't getting away in his pathetic excue for a spaceship either. But Gothzilla ought to dodge those nasty "downstairs" warts.

Beowulf 02-23-2006 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
Fred Durst has officially been killed with shit by Gothzilla. *crack knuckles* Righty-o who's next? Justin ain't getting away in his pathetic excue for a spaceship either. But Gothzilla ought to dodge those nasty "downstairs" warts.


Just when the Emperor SheepApe thought he had evaded Gothzilla, by flying his second hand spaceship (which he bought from a dodgy used spaceship dealer) to a another continent, it broke down mid-air and crashed into the sea and was swallowed by Gamera.

Gamera spat out the shrieking monstronsity (as he tasted worse than a Pot Noodle) so hard that Gothzilla who was still on Monster Island caught him in his mouth, and choked violenty he...


To be continued...

She_Is_My_Sin 02-23-2006 03:01 PM

Sadly caught the genital warts I've been obsessing over & tried to used Vagisil on them, but it failed to cure them. By the way have we hi-jacked the thread into a Gothzilla frenzy?
Oh & he tried to kill Justin with a tube of Vagisil.

Beowulf 02-23-2006 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
Sadly caught the genital warts I've been obsessing over & tried to used Vagisil on them, but it failed to cure them. By the way have we hi-jacked the thread into a Gothzilla frenzy?
Oh & he tried to kill Justin with a tube of Vagisil.

The SheepApe screamed and melted into the consistency of PotNoodle.

Gothzilla loves a Potnoodle and washed it down with 50 gallons of monster strength snakebite.

The End ?


Gothzilla will return...

WolfMoon 02-23-2006 04:25 PM

NEXT:

Gothzilla returns to combat Mecha-Ike!!!

Beowulf 02-23-2006 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfMoon
NEXT:

Gothzilla returns to combat Mecha-Ike!!!


After he`s battled ...

The Incredible Sulk (a gigantic radioactive angst ridden 100 ft tall, 5 miles wide Emo slug called Rupert) :).

Haunted House 02-24-2006 01:43 PM

The Incredible Sulk was so emo that he killed himself to save Gothzilla the time. He then went to emo heaven (a.k.a. MySpace.com).

anchyyy 02-25-2006 08:20 AM

Good Charlotte! I hate them to death! They are just something. Nothing really emotional. I like emotional songs and good lyrics. And the vocal of GC is awful. Sorry all fans of GC, that's just my opinion.

Queenofdarkness57 02-25-2006 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by anchyyy
Good Charlotte! I hate them to death! They are just something. Nothing really emotional. I like emotional songs and good lyrics. And the vocal of GC is awful. Sorry all fans of GC, that's just my opinion.

I despise them, except for Benji( he's cute;)) anyways, I once watched this thing on MTV where they went to TRL in Italy, their guitarist( I think um the one with the pink hair) is sooooo mean. He is so self- centered, he was always trying to avoid the fans who were waiting for him hours in the cold weather. I hate people like him! pf!

anchyyy 02-25-2006 12:14 PM

Did he really do that?! Omg! Such an idiot he is!

Queenofdarkness57 02-25-2006 12:53 PM

Yea, you know over there they kiss twice on the cheek as a hi, so that shitface moved his head everytime! He makes me sick.

anchyyy 02-25-2006 12:56 PM

o_____O Unbelievable!! That just makes me hate them more and more... -___- My brother is so stupid for listening them! American idiot blablabla T___T

succubus,queenofvampires 02-25-2006 02:28 PM

Yea, Good Charlotte suck, and Joel isn't such a good vocalist!


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Originally Posted by Queenofdarkness57
their guitarist( I think um the one with the pink hair) is sooooo mean. He is so self- centered, he was always trying to avoid the fans who were waiting for him hours in the cold weather. I hate people like him! pf!

Oh my god! I can't believe he did that!!He should be thankful that he has fans that wait hours for him in the cold.If it weren't for them,he'd still be in an underground band, handling several minimum-wage jobs instead of living a luxurious, dream life!
I hate it when famous people forget the number one reason that made them famous: their FANS !!

She_Is_My_Sin 02-25-2006 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Beowulf
After he`s battled ...

The Incredible Sulk (a gigantic radioactive angst ridden 100 ft tall, 5 miles wide Emo slug called Rupert) :).

Gothzilla's true enemy! I think Fall Out Boy had something to do with that one (yep they're going into worst band ever too). The Vagisil couldn't help him with that one. He even found it's MySpace account & tried to disable it with Canosten double action (Pills & cream to tackle the symptoms of thrush). But it broke the computer...he will get his revenge on Fall Out Boy, mark his frustation on the computer!

WolfMoon 02-26-2006 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Haunted House
The Incredible Sulk was so emo that he killed himself to save Gothzilla the time. He then went to emo heaven (a.k.a. MySpace.com).

I......I think I like you......ALOT!


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